This is the email...

[Hung_Low]

that DOGE sent to federal employees and they're screaming... harassment, intimidation, bullying, etc etc going as far as suing Elon for the email 

"What did you do last week?

Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.

please do not send any classified information, links or attachments.

Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST."

I wonder what they would say if their boss told them the same...

Hmm... I would cried and scream too if I've not done anything, but just BSing around all week.

[hmgROCK]

OKAY... I MEAN IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW... HERE IT GOES

 

1.  i went  to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and play on my phone

2.  i took an extra 10 minutes on my break

3.  i clock in for work, than went back to the parking lot and sit on my car and listen to music

4.  there is nothing wrong with the machine, i just shut it down for a bit... so i can rest

5.  i drink somebody coco cola zero in the fridge

[Hung_Low]

OKAY... I MEAN IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW... HERE IT GOES

 

1.  i went  to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and play on my phone

2.  i took an extra 10 minutes on my break

3.  i clock in for work, than went back to the parking lot and sit on my car and listen to music

4.  there is nothing wrong with the machine, i just shut it down for a bit... so i can rest

5.  i drink somebody coco cola zero in the fridge

Tried that on your review... I want to see what your company will do to you.

Here's the vid on the email and the complaining...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZaNz6KQ3Dg

[hmgROCK]

Tried that on your review... I want to see what your company will do to you.

Here's the vid on the email and the complaining...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZaNz6KQ3Dg

it's true, though

sometimes... i just take long personal bathroom break

would sit on the toilet and just play candy crush for 30 minutes

i ain't even pooping

 

[theking]

i just take long personal bathroom break

Since you don't even work, there's no need to take "personal bathroom break" in your mommy's basement...

[hmgROCK]

6.  i wasn’t sick, i was just too drunk to come in

[hmgROCK]

7.  i need time off to grief, my grandma die again for the 4rd time

[hmgROCK]

Tried that on your review... I want to see what your company will do to you.

Here's the vid on the email and the complaining...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZaNz6KQ3Dg

not the first time i got the pink slip
not the first time your boy got FIRED!!

im used to it

who gives a shyt


 

[theking]

not the first time i got the pink slip
not the first time your boy got FIRED!!

im used to it

who gives a shyt

Yes, "we all" know your mommy has told you many times to get a real job like a real grown man but you still opted to use and abuse her by leeching off her...

BECAUSE you don't "gives a shyt"...

[JonniJacko]

reminds of the times in grade school when the teacher made us sit in a circle and asked us one by one what we did over the weekend...one time I said, I played video games all weekend, when I don't even own a gaming console..LOL

[DuMa]

Don't know if that survey is a bluff or is a way to weed out the non essentials but heard the  2nd wave is coming.