Yesterday, my gf was moving bags and bags of groceries from my SUV into the house and after that she starting mowing the lawn. All the while, I was on my porch with a cold beer enjoying myself watching and directing her.
After a few minutes of my gf mowing the lawn, my neighbor across the street, Sheila (a feminist) walked across the street and got into my face... "Mr., I'm appalled that you did not help your wife (she thought we were married) with the groceries and now, you have the gall to make her mow the lawn too. What kind of a man are you? You're disgusting - you should be hung."
So, I just turned to her and politely said, "I am hung and that's why she's doing all this."
