If I see a Hmong chick in Hmong costume in the woods, I'll freak out and
run away real fast...just in case she takes it off and expects me to lie down
with her.

Of course, you won't get this joke if you aren't cultured. Many will say
I'm chicken in that sense instead.
So, long ago, hunters went a few days away from big cities to
hunt in the jungle. At night, a hot chick came by naked and
all except one guy had her...
Who was smarter? That lone guy or the rest?
Basically, she said no regulations in Laos but gotta follow the regulations here if you don't want to get cited and/or arrested...



