an Ode to trancEformErs

[Blunt]

she just wants someone to cook...
wait..that sounded like me

[bootee]

dude, i haven't cooked in like hella long. ahahaha
when i was home alone the other day, i marinated some pork chops with
oyster sauce, salt, pepper, chilli pepper, and threw it in the oven. and that was it. ahaha

so i watched penny clear the coffee table as i laid on the couch last night.
she was moveing stuff to one side and the other. and says "kuv tsis paub clean li os"
and i was thinking to myself "ALL THAT SHIT IS TRASH, THROW IT AWAY!!"
and i'm thinking to myself again "omg, she only cleared the middle just so she can eat there" ...LOL!!!!

i'm tired of cleaning after them.

[Blunt]

LOL!!!! moved it from middle to end... man..that was funny.. shouldve recorded that over ur thankful video

[bootee]

i know!!!!!!!!!!!
and they ask me why i don't cook anymore. lol
i don't know how long this is gonna go. i think i'm gonna clean the kitchen and living room.
in the middle of the coffee table i'm gonna tape some shit saying "WHEN YOU'RE DONE USING THE TABLE ...CLEAR IT!" ahaha

[Blunt]

cant u just tell them? lol

[bootee]

you don't know how many times ...
ugh. i wished they lived in their rooms like me. lol ...i actually eat in there.

[Blunt]

cant u make them? lol

[bootee]

how do you make somebody clean up after themselves? i use to.
then they start calling me bossy. i'm like "wtf? this is my house too. you clean your mess!!" but i didn't really say that to them. that's just mean. LOL

[Blunt]

can i come over and try?

[bootee]

maybe if i'm drunk. ahahaha!!
it may sound mean but they should understand. i thought about cleaning the house one last time
but i'm like "if they dont' care ... why should i right?" i mean, if the house stinks, i can just live in
my room. i got a t.v ...a comfy bed. heck, i get take out and eat in my room. LOL

[Blunt]

remember that book back in the days... about the dude washing dishes..he never washed dishes... his whole house was stacked with dirty plates..one day it rained..he threw it outside..and voila! washed..

[bootee]

ahahahahahahah aha!!! stoopid.
they'll do it eventually. once in a very loooooooong time. lol
last time it took them 2 weeks to do the dishes. yea, i counted the days.
and i swore to myself i wasn't gonna do it. cuz it took only 3 days for the
dishes to pile right after i cleaned.

[(gigolow)]

i quit this thread.

[bootee]

i quit this thread.

why? i'm keeping this alive!!!!!! ahahaha


wow. haven't heard from you for a while.

[(gigolow)]

mannnnn today is the day i get off early. and i get tomorrow off. im gonna do some majorrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr bud smoking!!!  and then friday nite = X=mas shopping and G&D!