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Fresno559

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Bird flew in the houseHe
« on: April 04, 2014, 01:57:39 PM »
Hello, nyob zoo, and hi

It might had been last month, but I forgot. A bird *sparrow bird* came in our door knob, which the door knob was broken, so it just hole on the door. Hard to explain, but whatever.

Last month that bird came in our house, which I don't know what it mean, but my grandma was really scare. We caught it, so my grandma gave it some beer, and took it outside to let it go. Which I donít really understand why.
 
Well another bird flew in our house and disappear..and I'm just wondering, is it something bad?

And we are christian, but Iím still wondering what does that mean.
 



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2014, 02:38:38 PM »
Haven't you seen horror movies where birds fly into house windows and break their necks?  Well, this is similar except that sparrow may have been retarded since it was supposed to break its neck on the window and not actually enter your house. 

This pretty much means your house is haunted.  Have a nice day!



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2014, 02:56:25 PM »
Yes, I had saw movies like that before. BUT, we been living in this house for almost for 10 years.

Thanks, you have a nice day too.



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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2014, 02:59:12 PM »
You know how people talk about going out late at night and bringing bad spirits back with them?  It's kind of like that.  Might I suggest holy water, crucifixes, and watching a lot of haunted house movies so you'll know how to exorcise your house.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2014, 03:08:53 PM »
Or If all fails of what minor suggested.  I suggest a .357 magnum... ;D



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2014, 04:11:39 PM »
Thanks guys.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2014, 04:38:51 PM »
Or If all fails of what minor suggested.  I suggest a .357 magnum... ;D

The hell are you talking about? You don't use a .357 magnum. You use a shotgun.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2014, 10:40:11 AM »
Try leaving the windows open and see if any animals with a black mask will come in and steal your food.  ;D  j/k

It's normal for small birds to squeeze through holes in the wall.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2014, 10:49:39 AM »
 
 



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2014, 08:49:30 PM »
The old folks never told us anything about it but they always hinted that it was something unpleasant.  Hmong superstition has always caused irrational fear.  :-X



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2014, 10:12:57 PM »
Hello, nyob zoo, and hi

It might had been last month, but I forgot. A bird *sparrow bird* came in our door knob, which the door knob was broken, so it just hole on the door. Hard to explain, but whatever.

Last month that bird came in our house, which I don't know what it mean, but my grandma was really scare. We caught it, so my grandma gave it some beer, and took it outside to let it go. Which I donít really understand why.
 
Well another bird flew in our house and disappear..and I'm just wondering, is it something bad?

And we are christian, but Iím still wondering what does that mean.

Those birds are lost souls looking for either the way back home or for their family members. They took rest in your home because they sensed something there, maybe a spirit in the basement of your house or something, or maybe they knew you are kind people who will let them rest for a bit before continuing their journey.

But since you kicked them out of your house, you automatically forfeit any blessing they might have bestowed on you. You need to visit your elders' graves and bring them an orange infused with the breath of a Unicorn to beg forgiveness.

Also since you're Christian you'll also have to purge your souls of sin for practicing kev cai qub which is a mortal offense to God.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2014, 10:18:41 AM »
Wow, thats crazy.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 09:16:48 AM »
it's nothing.

feel sorry for the lost bird.



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Re: Bird flew in the houseHe
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2014, 01:14:31 AM »
The arrival of sparrows signifies the arrival of spring, and the right time for planting rice. Hmong in China usually let them build nests in the house and awaits their returns.

From the documentary Wild China episode Heart of the Dragon.

Feel free to believe otherwise



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