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INside farts...
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:29:37 PM »
Dang!  My stomache was doing a number on me in class.

Obviously I couldn't fart in class so I just did inside farts... you know where you just hold it in and it kinda makes a noise in your stomache..

Dang that sucks... pOeple can still hear it if they are sitting close.

Class was about an hour and half.

I went to the restroom to let it out but it wouldn't come out.

Later when class was over..  I got in my car and it came out... it lasted for like 10 seconds... one of my many long farts.



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Re: INside farts...
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2015, 06:35:29 PM »
Take simethicone after meals. It's pretty safe - doesn't get absorb into your body.



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Re: INside farts...
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2015, 09:02:19 PM »
No, I only like natural stuff and natural ways!

Which unfortunately is farting!  Out loud! 

Oh wells, inside farts it is untill there's a natural remedy!



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I went through all 15k posts and those 2 quotes I found were the only ones so I guess that would make it "everytime".  Feel free to go through all 15k posts and verify by quoting them all.  You need to quote them all to verifying prove "everytime".   Please verify that Im wrong.

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Re: INside farts...
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2015, 09:07:12 PM »
No, I only like natural stuff and natural ways!

Which unfortunately is farting!  Out loud! 

Oh wells, inside farts it is untill there's a natural remedy!

Boy I feel sorry for the girl who has to spend valentines day with u



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Re: INside farts...
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2015, 10:05:12 PM »
Boy I feel sorry for the girl who has to spend valentines day with u

Then I must say...

Stop feeling sorrie for yourself!  You're my valentine duh!



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I went through all 15k posts and those 2 quotes I found were the only ones so I guess that would make it "everytime".  Feel free to go through all 15k posts and verify by quoting them all.  You need to quote them all to verifying prove "everytime".   Please verify that Im wrong.

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Re: INside farts...
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2015, 10:11:38 PM »
Then I must say...

Stop feeling sorrie for yourself!  You're my valentine duh!

Some people just don't get it.  :idiot2:



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