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random funniest jokes...
« on: January 17, 2016, 07:36:04 PM »
1) Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHA
    Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
    Tough guy: As if!
    Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
    Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
    Other Guy: You will in about 9 months

2) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the   ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

3) Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
    Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
    Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!

                                          ...Next Day...

    (Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
    Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
    Mom: ...

4) A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
    She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
    The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

5) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

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