Hmong and Chinese comparison grammar...

[TheAfterLife]

在远时，有一个之男在主一该村，他正做你哪工作。曷暝天来了，他不记得见该月亮来了。有一个恶魔突然升来，它突然追的爷头哪远在地来。= Nyob thaum ub, muaj ib tug txiv neej nyob hauv ib lub zos, nws tseem ua nws cov hauj lwm. Thaum tsaus ntuj tuab le, nws tsis nco qab pom lub hlis tuab lawm. Muaj ib tug dab cias lis caus yawg thaub ntawd puag tim teb los.

Now, compare the tones and the language to one another. You can google translate if you want to. (Translate English to Hmong: Qhov nov, nej mam sib piv cov lub hab cim kom pom ua ke. Nej xav nkawv nkaus txhais lus los, nej mam ua.)

It's okay to force English into Hmong like how I did with Google. 

High School Diploma => daim ntawd siab ib.

Bachelor Degree => daim bas tshawv lawj / daim ntawd siab ob

Master Degree/Doctor degree => daim ntawv siab peb

Correct me if these works.

[chidorix0x]

...  kekeke  ...   

DUHafterLIES,
Y y'all ha'primitive ha'ignorant ha'clueless ha'idioctic HA'MUNG ha'ranting ha'idioctically ha'incessantly wanna ha'complicate ha'simple ha'things that is trivial to even a Pre-schooler  ...  KEKEKE  ...   

Ha'HINT:
 Hi-skewl diplomate = Hai-xauv-kus Dis-plaus - mas

Bachelors de-grease = Npa-tshaws-laws di-nkis

Master/Doctors de-greed = Mas-xav-tawm/Do-tawm di-nkis

U ha'primitive ha'ignorant ha'clueless ha'idioctic HA'MUNG haSShers beingings ha'CORRECTED ha'hO-otays  ...  kekeke  ...   /

Oh-chow dow-dow ...  KEKEKE  ...   

[chidorix0x]

...  kekeke  ...   

Forgut-tards,
Only DUH-uh-Ha'Mung ha'primitive ha'ignorant ha'clueless ha'idioctic HA'MUNG ha'ranting ha'idioctically ha'incessantly would ha'sayerings " daim DUH/ntawv siab ..." ha'whatsoeverZzz  ...  kekeke  ...   /

Ha'HINT:
Hmong people refer to Post Secondary education as, " ...  ntawv qib siab  ...  " ...  ha'NOT  " DUH/ntawv siab ha'whUTevaZzz ..."  ...  KEKEKE  ...   

[chidorix0x]

/\/\  ...  kekeke  ...   /

So 3-semesters which equates to (time-wise) roughly about a year and a half of casual study/studying automatically qualifies a DUH-uh-Ha'Mung ha'primtive ha'clueless ha'ignorant ha'idiotic ha'ranting ha'incessantly ha'nonsense a linguistic expert in ha'Hmong and ha'Chinese and/or both eh ( / )  ...  to even compare and contrast them as derivatives of one another eh ( / )  ...  KEKEKE  ...   

Ha'HINT:
Most/ALL of DUH-uh-Ha'Mung ha'primitive ha'clueless ha'ignorant ha'idiotic ha'ranting ha'incessantly ha'nonsense Ha'Mung who are not only born and raised but studied English (and Hmong arguably as well) since Diaper-skewl read, write, and speak English Ha'Mungingly -- grammatically incorrect and subpar at best. Ha'DUH  ...  kekeke  ...