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Offline Hung_Low

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Three Wishes...
« on: March 09, 2016, 08:21:13 PM »
A man finds a genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man's wife 2 new cars. The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man's wife 2 new houses. The man then says, "For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death."



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Re: Three Wishes...
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2016, 08:56:20 PM »
So mean.   >:(   ;D



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Re: Three Wishes...
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2016, 10:12:35 PM »



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Re: Three Wishes...
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2016, 12:45:16 AM »
Um...she must not have impressed him much in life. :2funny:



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