Anyway, I took her car so she took my car and left my keys in her purse. She goes to work earlier than me so when I got ready to go, I couldn't find the keys. They were not on the key hooks where I usually find them. I tried calling her iphone but she doesn't pick up. Now I'm gonna be late for work.
Luckily, she had her calendar integrated in my phone, so I got on my phone and put an appointment on her calendar for her. It read "Hide husband's keys and then DON'T pick up the phone when he calls so he can be late for work". Yeah, she called me a few mins after she got the popup appointment reminder.