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« on: May 02, 2021, 09:57:27 PM »
Not scientific but interesting the non the less so with new version of Oreo cookies coming, what you gonna do..?  ???  ;D:

Markets crash every time Oreo releases an even greater-stuffed cookie

The increasingly-depraved debuts of Oreos with more stuffing indicate unstable amounts of greed and leverage in the system, serving as an immediate indicator of that the makings of a market crash are in place. Conversely, when the Oreo team reduces the amount of icing in their treats, markets tend to have great bull runs until once again society demands to push the boundaries of how much stuffing is possible.

1974: Double Stuf Oreo released. Dow Jones crashes 45%. FTSE drops 73%.

1987: Big Stuf Oreo released. Black Monday, a 20% single-day crash and a following bear market.

1991: Mini Oreo introduced. Smaller icing ratios coincide with the 1991 Japanese asset price bubble, confirming the correlation works both ways and a reduction of Oreo icing may be a potential solution to preventing a future crash.

2011: Triple Double Oreo introduced. S&P drops 21% in a 5-month bear market

2015: Oreo Thins introduced. A complete lack of icing causes an unprecedented bull run in the S&P for years

2019: The Most Stuf Oreo briefly introduced. Pulled off the shelf before any major market damage could occur.

2021: The Most Stuf Oreo reintroduced. Market response? ???


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Re: Oreo
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2021, 08:16:14 AM »



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Re: Oreo
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2021, 04:04:54 PM »
No scientific evidence to back it up but I bet some follow it.. ;D



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