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Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2021, 10:19:13 PM »
Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D

You tripping.  A kid got pulled in by a Gator there at that resort.

I grew up in gator infested water ways in narleans.  I grew up fishing solo and with my childhood friends.  We got a few kids drowning every year but we got lucky that non of us were victims of a gator. 

Thinking back, I'm actually scared now.  Imagine walking along a trail of the bank and a gator stood in your way, what would you do?  I've seen Gators n water moccasin, another deadly water snakes just chilling in my path but as kids, we don't know any better.  We would go after them like they were supposed to be afraid of us. 

If California has Gators n poisonous snakes, I kid you not, I'll sell all my fishing gears n quit.  Only thing we should look out for here are rattlers but they are found in dry rocky areas.  This is why I don't fish for native trout.  To get there, you have rattlesnake, bears, mountain lions to worry about.  Hell no to that.  Risk is just too much for the wagering. 



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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2021, 10:29:03 PM »
You tripping.  A kid got pulled in by a Gator there at that resort.

I grew up in gator infested water ways in narleans.  I grew up fishing solo and with my childhood friends.  We got a few kids drowning every year but we got lucky that non of us were victims of a gator. 

Thinking back, I'm actually scared now.  Imagine walking along a trail of the bank and a gator stood in your way, what would you do?  I've seen Gators n water moccasin, another deadly water snakes just chilling in my path but as kids, we don't know any better.  We would go after them like they were supposed to be afraid of us. 

If California has Gators n poisonous snakes, I kid you not, I'll sell all my fishing gears n quit.  Only thing we should look out for here are rattlers but they are found in dry rocky areas.  This is why I don't fish for native trout.  To get there, you have rattlesnake, bears, mountain lions to worry about.  Hell no to that.  Risk is just too much for the wagering.

You own a handgun man??
I got 45 that you can have



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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2021, 10:35:36 PM »
You own a handgun man??
I got 45 that you can have

In California, it is legal to go hiking or fishing with a loaded gun

For our protection, it is a must. 



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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2021, 10:38:45 PM »
In California, it is legal to go hiking or fishing with a loaded gun

For our protection, it is a must.

Oh lol

Them animal are more scared of you



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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2021, 10:45:27 PM »
It's not using just children; it's using anything or anyone else. For example, a guy really wants to see his mistress but can't because his wife would kill him. So, he goes deer hunting...that's the part about shooting the arrow...but instead of hunting, he takes a detour to his mistress's place or have the mistress go to a lodge with him.

Another example: I may be pretending to take a young guy to Laos to search for a wife. My wife would let me go to help this young guy out. But the truth is I've used this young guy's purpose  in hiding just so I could take a peek at some young hotties there.


Elaborate please. That’s new to me lol



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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2021, 10:46:37 PM »
In Laos, you can even shoot fish with a gun or some dynamite or grenade.

In California, it is legal to go hiking or fishing with a loaded gun

For our protection, it is a must.



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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2021, 10:47:16 PM »
Yeah. But ain't no fishin' allowed.

Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D



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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2021, 10:51:58 PM »
Oh lol

Them animal are more scared of you

It is aggressive in California.  You dock your boat and you go park your truck n trailer n by the time you got back, your boat is gone. 

Criminals still robbing you for fishing here in California.  That nice pole that you got, that's money but you n your ugly stick from Walmart, you be safe cuz even criminal are picky n they don't want your Walmart junk.



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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2021, 08:48:22 AM »
It is aggressive in California.  You dock your boat and you go park your truck n trailer n by the time you got back, your boat is gone. 

Criminals still robbing you for fishing here in California.  That nice pole that you got, that's money but you n your ugly stick from Walmart, you be safe cuz even criminal are picky n they don't want your Walmart junk.

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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2021, 12:42:19 PM »
What are they like now? $120? $140/each?



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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2021, 01:03:56 PM »
What are they like now? $120? $140/each?

probably

i ask my wife how much
and she just say so "you don't need to know"

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« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2021, 10:34:10 PM »
nice, happy for you both...but nobody cares...lols.. .have fun- make memories while you still can...covid-19 might just be the start of something worse...its not the first pandemic, wont be the last...the bible dont fuken play around when it talks about pandemics...ha ha

I travel a few times already during covid out of state
KEEP THOSE MASK ON!!!
Just fast food drive through
And pack food from home



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« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2021, 10:09:29 PM »
Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D

Yup

Can confirm this
Saw lots of bass, panfish
And.....
Tilapia

 O0 O0 O0



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« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2021, 10:10:55 PM »
nice, happy for you both...but nobody cares...lols.. .have fun- make memories while you still can...covid-19 might just be the start of something worse...its not the first pandemic, wont be the last...the bible dont fuken play around when it talks about pandemics...ha ha

It was fun
The place was pack to the bones
No 6ft distance
Gotta wear mask inside the building and rides



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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2021, 10:15:48 PM »
What are they like now? $120? $140/each?

Expensive as Hell
Get ready to shell big $$$$
Their tshirt were going for around $40
$10-15 burger
$3 water bottle... you can get 24 bottles for $3 at Walmart

 ;D ;D ;D

Get ready to pay big money $$$$



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