Do women enjoy having kids?

[Believe_N_Me]

Stretch marks are never okay to have anywhere on the body. 

Some hide it better than others, depending on the skin tone.

[Reporter]

Some women keep them off. So, too, do some men. It's just a matter of toning, indeed.

[Believe_N_Me]

Do men enjoy having kids? Or do they just enjoy making them? 

[Reporter]

Men enjoy making women have them. But we forget that child support will come hard at us some times. The excitement in making the women have them is too strong that we are blinded by it. After five to seven kids, we find the cost too extreme. Then we realize it wasn't all that exciting at first but we just didn't stop ourselves.

[Believe_N_Me]

It's very interesting to have a baby with someone. A lot of times the baby is just like the daddy.

No need for paternity test. 

[Reporter]

I should have one with someone soon then. I'm excited now.

You tell me when I should. I'll comply.

[Believe_N_Me]

ASAP, of course.

[Reporter]

Ok. I'll start the process next week. Thanks.

[Believe_N_Me]

Next week?

That is not ASAP.

[Reporter]

How soon is ASAP?

Are you suggesting tonight?

[Believe_N_Me]

I'm suggesting now.

Do not let mountains, rivers, and lakes stop you. Lod?

[Reporter]

Can't do that alone, you know.

[Believe_N_Me]

Kuv paub.

There are trains, plains, and automobiles to help.

[Reporter]

Ok. I accept.

[Believe_N_Me]

Tiag li? Li ntawd ces zoo mas.

Back in Laos, our fathers walked through a jungle to court our mothers. Sometimes they did not get back home until very late at night. Lawv twb muaj peev xwm tid poj dab poj ntxoog ces I'm sure our modern Hmong men can get to their woman.