I might of told this story once before but I'll tell it again. Many years ago back in Laos and Thailand, there's this one dude who's not scare of anything so he travel by himself all the time to go see girls in different villages. One day he came upon a village and the girls there was sharing ghost stories with each others, he cock up and try to show off to them. He yelled out "those things that you guys are so afraid of is not real, if I see one right now I'll show it my boner and make love to it 'til it die".
That afternoon he was walking back home to his own village all big and proud when it started getting dark. Just than up ahead he could see a little girl jumping up and down on a log along the side of the dirt road. He wonder why she's there in the middle of nowhere by herself so he hurry over and asked her. She stop bouncing, turn around and looked at him with blinking slanted eyes. He froze in his track just staring at what ever it is that he can't figure it out.
The little human looking creature started talking "I heard you said awhile ago that you want to make love to me, I'll make a bet with you. If you can out stand me in making love than I'll let you go but if I out last you than I'm taking you home for my husband to eat". The dude didn't know what else to do or said to that thing so he did what he had to, luckily back than some guys carry some kind of plant that can make them hump all night. He quickly stuff some of that good green leaves in his mouth and started humping away.
He did it, he beat the thing 'til it gave up and than came home and told everyone about his amazing experience. But nobody believed in his cockiness attitude story 'til a shaman heard about it and did some jingle belling to find out that it is true and that the little creature went back to the forest but was killed by it's husband the tiger because after the affair with the dude the little creature carry some love scent around her you know and the tiger didn't like it much. So after some days they did some more jingle bells, change his name and put some home made weed necklace on him to hide his scent from the tiger that's after that smell. And he still go pimp by himself afterward.
This story was told to teach people lesson of what's right to said and what's not. Nothing and no-one is safe in this crazy world so just be care full of you action and take care of your speech. Maybe even beware of what you type.