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Messages - Gucci K

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mam hlub thaum 80 xyoos!  ua cas nkim yus lub sij hawm tos, ua luaj li os!

tos kom kuv tuag, es khaws yus li nyiaj es-sev-lan, mus ncig teb chaws xwb!   :knuppel2: :knuppel2: 

ntshe tau ua dab los coj mus ua tus hlub, tus qhev, tus poj niam hauv dab teb!   >:D >:D

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Man....honestly, women need to be....
« on: February 06, 2017, 01:10:24 PM »
Oh gawd  ::)....if I was looking for perfect harmony and perfect love...I would just date Mai Self Xiong!  I'm looking for Misperfect.  :D ;D

Google said, "...even the prettiest woman can be insecure if she loves the wrong man.  what makes her beautiful is a man who can treat her right." 

I think Google must be a girl, cause it's always right!   :D ;D

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Man....honestly, women need to be....
« on: February 06, 2017, 11:59:00 AM »
I treat women like trash, because I want to take them out! 

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Jokes & Riddles / Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« on: February 02, 2017, 10:17:07 AM »
Ok.  I admit, it's happened to me before.......b ut......but... ....it's only cause I'm preoccupied with concentrating on the road. ;D  :D
Troubles and their identity crisis...did you know that one of you is crazy?  if you look at the other one and she seems normal, guess who's the crazy one!  :2funny: :2funny:


Giggles' daughter was giving her a tea party.  She brought her a cup of 'tea' filled with water, of course.  After several cups of tea, Tou (her husband) came home.  Giggles made him wait in the living room to watch her little princess bring her a cup of 'tea', because it was 'just the cutest thing'.  Daddy waited and sure enough, she came down the hall with a cup of tea for mommy.  He watched her drink it up and said, "you know, the only place she can reach for water is the toilet?!?" 


Ladies...bikin i season is just around the corner, sadly Dairy Queen is closer...let me get you guys some Vanilla shakes.   :-* :-*

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Music Discussion / Re: Song You're Currently Addicted To
« on: February 01, 2017, 11:52:16 AM »
this dedicated to someone special:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymouLq2IRVE

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Work Avenue / Re: hiring students
« on: February 01, 2017, 07:32:28 AM »
create a 5th opening for all 5 candidates.  if nooneever has dropped off after a month, do evaluation and eliminate the weakest link or least productive.  I'm sure not everyone is going to stick around, if their primary duties is to get coffee and donuts in the morning...the hmong girl might even last longer, if this was the case.   :D ;D

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welp...sounds look like he's found his hmong tebchaw, except it's a 6x8 ft room with bars! 

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Faith & Beliefs / Re: Hmong shaman
« on: January 27, 2017, 10:57:28 AM »
Do you believe that sh-t?  :2funny: :idiot2:
when you're on the death bed and want to live a bit little longer, you will believe in anything.  you will spend your last dollar just to hear the drums beat to the rhythm of your heart and unwordly chant.  not only that but you will also believe in his wife's witchcraft of selling you roots and bark that cures all illness!   :D ;D

I just believe in the eating and drinking part of a jingle bell party!  O0

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Online Journal / Re: Tawg paj tshiab rau hauv Vib Nais
« on: January 27, 2017, 08:41:50 AM »
Your not that old to remember  Vinai  silly. I hardly remember  anything thete.
oh, i remember vibnais...i was running naked most of the time, my boogers were sideways, i fell into pas npawv and survived...alm ost ever other night/day, you can hear the death drums beating for young children. 

we lived in a hut that was on stilts and this menacing kid (a few years older and known bully of kej 1) would go underneath and poke us. if he wasn't messing with us, he was bullying some other children around the camp.  i had my first fight with him, of course i didn't know how to fight but somehow in the scuffle, i was able to get on top...i also didn't know how to hit, so I held onto his ears and pounded his head (he bled and cried, I felt bad for it)...after that, I was king of kej 1, my gang was called "mi nyuam kas tsaub" (at least that was what the old folks called us).   >:D ;D

we would run rampant in the camps, threw rocks at security guards (a wausau) because they were just mean to our hmong people, stole sugar from the ration trucks that brought food once a week.  got shot at by troopers, while rummaging through the forced abandon huts of the laotion immigrants (i was too fast for them bullets, i can recall the bullets hitting the side of my foot).  went to school and if we were late, the teachers would whoop our a$$es, i mean literally, she would make us stand against the chalk board and take the ruler to town...and let me tell you, it ain't no love tap, you're either crying or yelping afterward.  one time, she whipped my brother so hard, the ruler broke, i immediately attacked the teacher and about of 4 of us, mi nyuam kas tsaub, jumped in to give a beat down...we ditched school that day, went to ride banana trees down the hill and swim at pas npawv.

last but not least, nooneever ever forgets their first love, that doctor's daughter...she was the admiration of the neighborhood kids, even though I was king, she was twice popular.  her family was well to do, we weren't so fortunate.  luck would have it that she liked me too, i did almost anything for her, picked wild flowers, shared my candies and carried her over puddles.  i remember it quite clearly, it was a gloomy day with slight rain shower.  this was my last day before we were to board the bus to amelikas, knowing we would part, she brought an egg to share with me as we sat in the hut for one final time, just listening to the rhythm of the falling rain.  of course, there was no tears or sad good byes but well wishes.

I was merely a little kid, no more than 4-5 years old but my life experience in vibnais, in that short amount of time of 3 months was probably my best childhood memories! 

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Online Journal / Re: Tawg paj tshiab rau hauv Vib Nais
« on: January 26, 2017, 10:48:34 AM »
nooneever forgets vib nais!  here's a dedication: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u1Wck5zUTA

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Did you know that when you die for working hard as a Christian or a non-Cristian who doesn't know God, God decides how beautiful you will be that will match to your heart. If you are an evil man, you will be as physically ugly as to what you did on Earth. My cousin, who has a special gift (NO LIE), says that he sees people from the other side, if you know what I mean. People who were ugly looking here on Earth while they are alive; yet, they have the sweetest heart ever, they will receive a beautiful face. If you are evil, you will have animal part and other strange things that matches to your heart. If you are beautiful already; yet, you are kind, then you will look the same. To earn a human look in the after life sounds pretty hard already.

I hate the word, "EARN" is because EARN is something that I always have to tackle. UUUGGGH! The spiritual side is a lot harder than what is here on Earth.
I'm gonna be mean, just so I'll be hung like a horse in the afterlife!     :2funny: :2funny:

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Work Avenue / Re: OH man... my new job..
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:59:10 PM »
don't you need to know math conversions too,  like if I come in asking for a size 43 in euro, you'll be able find my shoe size?  ;D

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I have heard some men say that they wouldn't mind being a SAHD or SAHH if their s/o makes more than enough for the both of them.   ;D
it would be sahh sahd (so sad) if the man is not working, if he's capable.  i would never let her work harder than i am.

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i'm okay with a woman who makes less than I do, just as long as she's working.  I would be much much happier if she makes more than I do, than way I don't have to get a 3rd income!   >:D :D ;D

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Side-Chicks AND Side-Guys
« on: January 12, 2017, 03:26:01 PM »
Giggles ces qab li zaub xwb.   Cov zaub es mos mos, na!

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