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Creative Corner => Jokes & Riddles => Topic started by: Hung_Low on December 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM

Title: The birth of a candy bar...
Post by: Hung_Low on December 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM

Heard this a long long time ago...

One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".

He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."

He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".

"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".

Title: Re: The birth of a candy bar...
Post by: tRouBLe on December 20, 2016, 10:54:20 PM

Interesting.  Sounds like a dirty candy story.   ;D

Title: Re: The birth of a candy bar...
Post by: Hung_Low on December 21, 2016, 06:24:37 PM

Quote from: anonymouse on December 20, 2016, 11:16:43 PM

I have never heard some of these or I just never looked at the name. lol

power house
peter paul
zagnuts

These candy bar are discontinued.. .

Quote from: tRouBLe on December 20, 2016, 10:54:20 PM

Interesting.  Sounds like a dirty candy story.   ;D

I don't think making babies is dirty at all  >:D

Title: Re: The birth of a candy bar...
Post by: tRouBLe on December 22, 2016, 12:44:08 PM

Quote from: Hung_Low on December 21, 2016, 06:24:37 PM

I don't think making babies is dirty at all  >:D

Depends on who is making the babies AND where.   ;D

Title: Re: The birth of a candy bar...
Post by: Hung_Low on January 02, 2017, 09:21:59 PM

Quote from: tRouBLe on December 22, 2016, 12:44:08 PM

Depends on who is making the babies AND where.   ;D

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