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Creative Corner => Poetic Souls => Topic started by: BigBoi1 on June 22, 2010, 10:47:48 PM
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Going to be gone for 4 weeks...be back...
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Hahahahaha! So erotic! >:D
Great stuff! Thanks for sharing! :)
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Hopefully you can paint your own picture using the lyrics :)
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Nice..
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Hey there BigBoi, I think your poem is tight
The smooth talker is what you are, which I find is quite a delight.
Hmm.. the words of lust and sexual attraction?
With men, it’s always more about the physical action.
My love is something many don’t want to miss.
Most men flip and drop down to their knees with my one simple kiss.
I prefer to be swept by real love, not lust.
Love is what a real woman crave as it’s the ultimate must.
Whispering sweet nothings and making promises one can’t keep.
See, I’ve been there and back, drowning in my tears as I weep.
Love is not no game.
Yet, many take advantage of it as they have no shame.
If a man can’t be true, they shouldn’t deceive.
I’m no fool, men who lust always love and leave.
I don’t fall easily, I am cautious for my own sake.
I’ve become wise as to who I should choose, risk for and take.
Men lie as that is what most of them do best.
I wonder and I question your ultimate conquest.
There are two types of men, the good and the bad.
There are more of the bad which I find is sad.
Which one are you and are you ready to prove true.
It is not what one says, but what one can prove by what they do.
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Hello, hello, its really nice to meet you
Who am I? U can call me Mr. Oh So Deceitful
I'm also in need of plastic bags but not for my peenus
See, I need a body bag 'cause I plan to decease ya
N I don't need u on ur monthly to simply just bleed ya
I got a knife and believe it, I'm not the guy that u dream of
I'm evil with a twisted humor when I play tricks
Sleep w/ u then later mention the blisters on my d1ck
The joke's on u but the punchlines aren't funny for $h1t
I stick it in u like dips and leave u oh so pissed
A mad man, while u wait for a taxi and cab wave
I simply roll up n kidnap u in my black van
Take u out to the woods, lock u in my cabin
Chop u to pieces w/o remorse for my actions
Take your thighs to the club because I wanted a lap dance
I'm holden an open house party to say
All birds welcome to get my spear in their mouths like 10,000 BC D'Leh
Girl I send ya straight to ur maker
So say yer prayers
I'm w/o a heart n don't give a kay-er
A Hollow Man Too and a drinker of jager
I cut off the light, leave her Alone in the Dark n I Christian slay her
Yup, im...Ed Gein, a sick mind in mouth form
Skin u, n wear u around like I'm going outdoor
Impersonate u in lesbian mode, bring another chick home
I do what I does which is turn up the stove
U boast a lot, smoking, roasting hot
U're even hotter once I boil u in my cauldron pot (haha)
I don't give kisses I take bites
N since u've been boiling for an hour its dinner time
And when I say good night I mean as in ur last night
Who am I? I'm Razor Ramon, the Bad Guy
OVER!
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Bad Boys Amist...
Ohh, ohhh, ohh.. bad boys a mist.
I hold up my guard and clinch my fist.
Pull out my rifle and machine gun.
This girl ain’t no ordinary girl, boy o boyyy.. you better run.
Try to take me down with your low blows, snickering to your boys with a high five.
I am a fighter, I fight to survive.
I take charge like a bull in it’s pen.
I’m not scared, I’m just as capable as all you men.
Go on boyy.. can you differentiate a hoe from a good woman?
Take a shot, you can’t touch me.
What ya think, cause I’m a girl, you gonna get lucky and get a freebie?
Heeell no, I’m no slut nor am I a sleeze or easy.
Talkin bout dipping, boyy.. you must be trippin'.
Ain't gonna be nothin' more that smack down flesh whippin.
Ya, see I am bullet proof with solid steel protection.
Atomic bombs thrown your way, once it hits ya, oh boy, total destruction.
Boommm.. down you go on the ground, blood dripping.
Take my knife, I slash through your skin tearing and ripping.
As you scream in terror and total devastation.
I stand above you with a smile on my face and you in total annihilation.
Yea yea.. that’s right, I’m bad and I’ll give you a good show.
Pinning you down with my high heel stilletoe.
Sweat dripping from my skin down my Victoria Secret clothing.
What’s that?? Is it a white flag that you be holding..
Ahh huh.. didn't know what hit ya, did ya?
Damn right.. the damage is done.
Boy oh boy, I think I’ve won.
No man will take me down, I say.
Better move over boys and make way.
I’ll take a stand and fight for my rights any damn day.
I am also human with feelings and deserve RESPECT.
Woman like me are not those who go around spreading, so you better recollect..
Players, take it easy and be nice.
Next time you see a woman, better think twice.
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Alright, it's been fun. Hehehee.. Toddles!!
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O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 to all the poets!!!
keep them coming!!! :)
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men.. words like wine
just so sweet... just so fine
you speak of commitments and truth to be fare
but in the end you do not dare
words of love and honesty to a point
so strong a girl gets hooked like on a joint
words that flow like the great river
but in the end... you sugar coat what's just so bitter
girls hearts are so weak and gentle
you rave about how we love to be handled
but little do you men understand the facts
that we only are putting on an act
so don't let your head grow so big
just cuz we seem to look like we dig
because seriously... it's all just a big old jig... lols
so suave and slick you think you are
and you are the best so by far
so cool calm and collect to no fault
but we play to make you think that from the start
we are smarter than the average person
we act with ryhm and just reason
so in the end if you want to play your game
just remember... we can play it just the same... lols
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So, we are at a face off now... ???
I didn't mean to give off the wrong impression, but okay, I'll play. Heheheee.. I'll be BACK.
Lucky?? You taking sides now.. >:( I see how it is.. j/k.. ;D
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Battle of the sexes eh… Here’s one.
Take my hand, let’s ride.
Here we go, here we go…
Time to give ya’lls a good show.
Let me tell ya’lls a story of a young lady.
Olll… so sweet, innocent and just a baby.
A heart of gold and beautiful as can be.
So young and clueless, she fell in love.
Swept by a smooth talker believing was sent from heavens above.
A man she thought she’d trust, closing her eyes to his past.
Promises of a lifetime together and love forever.
Deceived she was as she tries hard to make things last.
The harder she tries, the more pain grows.
Yet she tries hard not to let her feelings show.
See.. life is not what people plan them to be.
All the pain and hurt he’s caused her, the man refuses to set her free.
So stubborn, she refuses to leave believing he’d change.
The years pass on, yet she still hopin and holdin.
The pain subsides and the hurt is finally unfoldin.
So much potential, many men would die for her hand.
Yet, she still chooses to stick around with her man.
Being cheated on and abused, I tell her, baby girl you don’t deserve that.
Yet, she always goes running back.
We live and we learn, go through hurt and pain.
When you gonna open up those pretty eyes of yours and see.
Kick the jerk to the curb, move on and set your heart free.
Don’t hate and blame us, cause baby girl, he don’t deserve you.
Why not be with a man who’s honest, faithful and true.
Someone who will cherish, love and respect you.
Never know what real love is til you give it a chance.
Taking you on a journey of endless and joyful romance.
C’mon girl, take my hand and let’s ride.
Nothing brings more joy to me than you be my side.
C'mon baby, let's ride, let's ride..
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Hmm...
Battle of the sexes eh… Here’s one.
Take my hand, let’s ride.
Here we go, here we go…
Time to give ya’lls a good show.
Let me tell ya’lls a story of a young lady.
Olll… so sweet, innocent and just a baby.
A heart of gold and beautiful as can be.
So young and clueless, she fell in love.
Swept by a smooth talker believing was sent from heavens above.
A man she thought she’d trust, closing her eyes to his past.
Promises of a lifetime together and love forever.
Deceived she was as she tries hard to make things last.
The harder she tries, the more pain grows.
Yet she tries hard not to let her feelings show.
See.. life is not what people plan them to be.
All the pain and hurt he’s caused her, the man refuses to set her free.
So stubborn, she refuses to leave believing he’d change.
The years pass on, yet she still hopin and holdin.
The pain subsides and the hurt is finally unfoldin.
So much potential, many men would die for her hand.
Yet, she still chooses to stick around with her man.
Being cheated on and abused, I tell her, baby girl you don’t deserve that.
Yet, she always goes running back.
We live and we learn, go through hurt and pain.
When you gonna open up those pretty eyes of yours and see.
Kick the jerk to the curb, move on and set your heart free.
Don’t hate and blame us, cause baby girl, he don’t deserve you.
Why not be with a man who’s honest, faithful and true.
Someone who will cherish, love and respect you.
Never know what real love is til you give it a chance.
Taking you on a journey of endless and joyful romance.
C’mon girl, take my hand and let’s ride.
Nothing brings more joy to me than you be my side.
C'mon baby, let's ride, let's ride..
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haven't called it quits yet untill the fat lady sings
and an honest man commits to love with a ring
not trying to hate on you men
but not all men are genuine in the end
true to your words when it comes to love
some men just wanna play without safety of the glove
you tell us you love us and we are the one
and were meant for us from the moment you were born
maybe this is true to some of you
but only to a number oh so... soooo few
if we should be so lucky as to find a true jem
we surely would hold on to that men
it is true we are gentle creatures to a fact
because once hurt twice shy is the act
lessons be learned and mistakes made
hurt too many times we become vunerable and afraid
so to those who are true to their words and honesty
don't ever leave a girl hanging and feeling lonely.
Hey, hey!... Like I said, I wasnt the one asking for it?!... :D :D ;) ... Just make sure u've got somebody to watch ur back, Mlle ecpls... N who are they?!... Mlle Tsab Piv Piv?!... Seems like she already quite!... Mrs Vang?!... ::) ... Ive got BigBoi1, DPA, tripplex... We're standing ready n firm n ready for :knuppel2: :knuppel2: ;D ...
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I know... I'm the cause of this battle.. :P ;D
Lucky?? Kuv chim rau koj lawm nawb, hais koj paub osss.. :P ::) J/P.. LOL.. No hard feelings, K.. ;)
Here you go fellas..
Misunderstandi ng
Alright, let me explain..
Ain’t no one here wack or insane.
No one pointing that men are to blame.
My point was to differentiate.
Make sure to find a compatible mate.
Just cause I’m cautious don’t mean I hate.
Just being aware of who’s who.
To understand who’s true.
Relationships never guarantee eternal bliss.
Yet we all yearn for that one true kiss.
No one says life is easy.
A walk in the park or breezy.
Mistakes we all have made.
People change and love fade.
Good women commits to only one.
They take life and love serious not fun.
A relationship is all about dedication.
Ain’t in it for a bad reputation.
Being a good woman is complicated.
That’s why we stay true and dedicated.
Regardless how hard things may be.
Our family and future is all we see.
With or without a man, that don’t complete me.
I’ve learned to depend on myself.
Don’t trust no one, but oneself.
You can say I’m insane.
That I’m mean and vain.
Yet my thoughts & morals remain the same.
Go on judge me, think I’m shallow?
I only play by the rules I believe and follow.
I don’t condone the wrong doing of no one.
Nor do I place blame on anyone.
Go on say I’m blind.
Too stupid and too kind.
Life is full of surprises and it’s a mystery.
Things that has happened is ancient history.
Forgive and forget is what we should do.
Love and respect one another too.
The grass is not always greener on the other side.
I only speak the truth, I’ve got nothing to hide.
True to my words, I’m no fake.
Once I commit, it’s something I won’t brake.
We all live life on a different note.
Believe the words I’ve quote.
The life we choose to live is in our own hands.
Don’t get me wrong and mis--under--stand. :P
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The hero is back to save these female's ass
N deliver them from Mr. Oh Deceitful's wrath
On our date, I be ur korean hero, in fact
After the movies, I won't even be needing to sex
I just wanna talk like "oh my gosh, TWILIGHT indeed is the best
Syke! I got u stupid chickens believing for a sec
I'm back at it again, back with vengeance
This is rape b1tch and its called backdoor entrance
Oh u wanna scream for some help
I duct tape ur lips then I'll duct tape ur mouth
Nail u like jesus, make u feel the muscle under my belt
I got the ribbed, u scream, I'm anti christ'n himself
I don't rap to get to b1tches, I wrap up b1tches
Dump em in the trunk like stan did, and crsh em off of bridges
A speed demon, I drive pass the god damm speed limit
Pile drive them in ditches is how tripleX shoulve ride these chickens
Let's ride? Phuck that, only time I grind is when the chainsaw screams
Throwing up girls into the meat grinding machine
Lucky is right, I am a d1ck but trojan can't protect u from me
Been a d1ck since my daddy dropped sperm on the ovary
I'm the dog who done it, plus my bone us humungous
Here to stab chicks from their mouths to where their **** is
I'm foul and not nice, my style is got rice
U better learn to cook right or u're starving tonight
U pray to the starlight that I'll be a good guy?
I take ur brain from ur skull, you're out of ur mind
I'm not ur lover so stop the act billie jean
Phuck a sing along, I take the chainsaw and make that fat lady scream
Who the hell said it was a battle? This is called a beat down
And I do it to pooossies til the walls are stretched out
I hate poosies, guess u can call me a faggot
Treat it like a porno flick but u girls won't be acting
OVER!
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love and war.. alls fair
sometimes there's a thickness in the air
male or female love takes no sides
love is like a roller coaster ride
love can careless for race or ethnicity
love happens to anyone, you.. she.. he
but sometimes fate steps in
and love is just blissful sin
fare that we all fall in and out of love
and sometimes we feel we dont get enough
all we can do is let our hearts lead the way
and try to find that true love day by day
we say that all men are dogs and insensitive
and are just as primative
you men say that we are ignorant and insecure
and you reel us in with your lure
truth be told in the end
men need women and women need men
but we are human to a fault
and battle of the sexes will always be in our hearts
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??? Gone.
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LOL...
What you think I implied?
Maybe I should have just lied.
Make it simple for all to believe.
Yet didn't want to decieve or mislead.
Just being honest and true.
You can puke and go do do if you want to. :P ;D
Dam right! playing with Fire will get u burned
A lesson I hope u're gonna learn
Now U come n say that we mis-understand u
Wth?! Make me wanna throw-up n go poo-poo...
Mlle eclps!!! ;) :) :) ... I was just playing along too, so no worries!... We perfectly understand u! (Well, I dont know for others, but me did) ... It's all good!...
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That's right!... U tell them Bro!... Esp mlle eclps ... Doh!...
That's right referring especially to her. Hear me E... better listen up. :knuppel2: :knuppel2:
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Listen up baby girl..
You preach about winners and losers.
Yet, you don’t know what’s better than the other?
Tell me girl what ya really want, cause you seem a bit confused.
Good men hit on you left and right, yet you still refuse.
On the other hand, you still choose to be with your man.
Regardless what he’s done, your life seems to be in his hands.
What has he done to appreciate and love you?
Other than go behind your back, cheat and abuse you.
Don't even appreciate a good woman even if he has one.
Some people don’t know what they’ve got til it’s long gone.
I believe your words of honesty and truthfulness.
Yet, jerks on the other hand don’t deserve happiness.
Selfishness and what they want is all they care about.
They ain’t gonna change for no one I can guarantee, ain’t no doubt.
We live and we learn from our mistakes.
But, dammnn… girl move on for your own sake.
Stop dreading on what wasn’t meant to be.
Stop pretending like you blind and can’t see.
For goodness sake, I know you can HEAR me.
You say life is cruel, it was meant to be.
F*ck that shit… we make our own destiny.
I’m willing to sacrifice, walk to the ends of the earth for you.
Do whatever it takes just to be with you.
So, don’t be afraid to fall.
C'mon grl it's all or nothing at all.
How you live your life is what you choose.
Take my hand, you got nothing to loose.
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Men say this and they say that.
There’s no guarantee, truth or actual fact.
Things you say and do, always puttin’ on an act.
Words of promises you lure us in your trap.
Once you have us, turn on us and stab us on the back.
So, who’s to guarantee the unknown future, a love for eternity.
Happily ever after only in fairy tales and fantasy, wake uppp… this is reality.
Don’t make promises you can’t keep, talking bout together forever.
Men are all the same deep down inside, say one thing and do another.
Ya’ll can’t keep no promise, so don’t say things you don’t mean.
There’s been too much I’ve already been through and seen.
The minute you give your heart, it gets damage.
Why should a girl even care, tired of ppl taking advantage.
Use to believe and hope, but my hope is long gone.
No such thing as real love, I no longer believe, I’m done.
My heart as cold as ice.
So tired of being kind and always nice.
Gonna choose to be with women, at least they know and understand.
How complicated and hard it is to be with a man. :P
I'm turning Lesbian.. LOL..
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Pojniam mas meem txom tiag rau nej cov txiv neej yom?!! Hais ub hais no li xwb, ib pliag hais ib qhov lawm. LOL..
Xyov li lau.. ;D
Turning lesbian if u have to, n choose to, it's up to you
"Whatever rock ur boat, I aint here to make u believe, nor to force u too" ;D
Remember tho, I aint the one who said:" The grass isnt greener on the other side" :P
Step off ur high heel n off all those big, big ride
N here we go again, at generalizing every Brothers n every men
Really, really cant understand any of u women
Once disappointed n deceived, always put all the men in the same category
Must be one of you ladies past-time n boring hobbie
If u ladies were so smart
U should have never fell for some dumb old fart
Learn how to accept ur own down fall, instead of pointing fingers at every passing men
Ur life will be fuller n happier by accepting the truth, every now and then
I know it is human nature to accuse somebody else n make oneself look innocent
But karma is a biatch, that I can guarranty 100%
I keep on hearing that same old popular song: "Battle of the Sex", on the radio
N as always, it's keeps on replaying on n on n on... ::) :D ;)
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Tsis pom dej dag ces siab tsis nqig!? ???
Turning lesbian if u have to, n choose to, it's up to you
"Whatever rock ur boat, I aint here to make u believe, nor to force u too" ;D
Remember tho, I aint the one who said:" The grass isnt greener on the other side" :P Step off ur high heel n off all those big, big ride
N here we go again, at generalizing every Brothers n every men
Really, really cant understand any of u women
Once disappointed n deceived, always put all the men in the same category
Must be one of you ladies past-time n boring hobbie
If u ladies were so smart
U should have never fell for some dumb old fart
Learn how to accept ur own down fall, instead of pointing fingers at every passing men
Ur life will be fuller n happier by accepting the truth, every now and then
I know it is human nature to accuse somebody else n make oneself look innocent
But karma is a biatch, that I can guarranty 100%
I keep on hearing that same old popular song: "Battle of the Sex", on the radio
N as always, it's keeps on replaying on n on n on... ::) :D ;)
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Oiiii... Mam pub nej cov txiv neej yeej mas. Nkees nkees hais li lawm os. Hais los tsis muaj chaw mus tsis zoo dabtsi, rov qab hais cov lus qub xwb. Kuv tsa chij dawb lawm os, pub nej cov txiv neej yeej...
Yeap... Yog los mam... Esp some!... Which I aint gonna name no names!... ;D ;D ;D
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Oiiii... Mam pub nej cov txiv neej yeej mas. Nkees nkees hais li lawm os. Hais los tsis muaj chaw mus tsis zoo dabtsi, rov qab hais cov lus qub xwb. Kuv tsa chij dawb lawm os, pub nej cov txiv neej yeej...
That's right babe, you know we are right. LOL.. Sooo.. Kuv tuaj tog koj nrug kuv moog saib movie nawb. Npaaj kuv tuaj thaum xya moos. ;)
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LMAO... I think you misunderstood the phrase. ??? It has nothing to do with drinking.. LOL..
Talk about women being extreme and taking things out of context??!.. Nvr mind.. :idiot2: ;D
What?!... Why would u wanna drink or pom dej dag thiab lib siab nqig?!... oh yo... crazy lawm lod!... women n their xtreme thinking!!!... ha, ha...
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;D ;D Thank you. Fell in love with the shoe when I saw it. Goes great with my red dress too. ;)
Hum... sure mlle eclps, ha, ha... n nice profile pic btw...
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You just have to re-link the picture. Just right click on the photo you want as your PH avatar, click on properties and highlight address/URL link, copy and paste appropriately. Hopefully it works.
N btw mlle eclps, I already asked another Ph-er, but how u guys put a pic in ur profile... In mine, all I see is a funny red X?!... Ua tsaug!...
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Not looking to exploit myself and PH does not need to know what I look like. I'm HIDEOUS!!! :P
No pic no care as they say :D :D :) ... n, u didnt answer my other question, how do u put a pic in ur profile?... I only see a red X on mine!
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ha, ha, ha... hum... oh n Thanks, will see if i can do it for my profile then!
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Ohhh... yes.. cia nej cov txiv neej yeej vim kuv mus ua lesbian lawm no ne. ;D No sense in fighting with nej cov txiv neej. Txiv neej tsis tau taub pojniam lub siab thiab lub hlwb li lwm tus pojniam li os.. Cia mam ua ib siab tham cov pojniam kom txaus nkaus kuv lub me siab xwb.
Hey, hey... So victory is for us to keep!
Now I can go to bed n have a good night sleep
Next time there is "a battle of the sexe" argument
U can all come n take a look at those written documents
Right here on ph, in the poetry section
All u ppl can look/read, it wasnt my imagination ;) :D ;D
K, mlle eclps, I accept ur truce! ;)
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Of course the grass is "not" greener on the other side. ??? Well.. maybe with other women.. ;D
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that was awesome! ;D I cant believe i missed this thread!! +1 from me.....
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here is my poem:
u are beautiful like models.i like your boobs cuz it wobbles. may i have a look please or maybe a touch and a squeeze.
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:2funny:
here is my poem:
u are beautiful like models.i like your boobs cuz it wobbles. may i have a look please or maybe a touch and a squeeze.
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Man...Sorry to all my sistaz...in the Armed Forces and been gone for a while...Missed out on battle of the sexes Luckly_Ly. Thanks for holding it strong for the fellas...Guess makes no sense in trying to start it up when Lucky put the nail in the coffin already. Still got love for the sisters...
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Gone!
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Yeah man. I won't delete it. Sorry bout deletin' the last one. Again, I see it was pretty much you against the many. Props for that! Could of it been easy? Hmmm...I must admit. Seems like most sisters been through lot up in here and didn't quite understand the first lyrics I posted and got a little defensive? I just wanted something to sensitize they minds not lure them into a relationship.. .hahaha...
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This only proves that men and women will never understand one another as one says one thing and the other thinks another. On the flip side, I definately enjoyed the great poems and it was fun. O0
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... That's why in my book, Not understanding means:
Compromising with each other,
Trusting one another.
Have faith, be patient, communicate, tolerate,
So we can all operate.
Not fighting, arguing, provoking, blaming,
N certainly no hating.
Men n Women gotta work on those if they wanna co-exist
Not just leave n quit, looking for the closest exit.
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females beware, the asswhole is here
to wreck pedaphiles and cause women a scare
i'm back at it again, last time was for fun
this time is to rape chickens with guns
run me your purse and give me everything
give up the cash, the jewels and even your virginity
i'm infinitely foul,
oh you don't like me? how about i stick a muscle in your mouth
omg, DPA is crazy again,
just when we thought he was nice he'll strip your girl from hair to her limbs
inflicted with asswhole syndrome
not bashful, slap your girl friend in her mouth then ask for the number to her cell phone
and prank call her
"this is your doctor speaking, you're positive" aids sponser
OVER!
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see i'm crazy insane, mainly lazy, no shame
ask me to clean up my life i'll bash you in the brain
high school i was a drunken dude
ranch, monkey tool, stole bikes with a bunch of fools
shit was cool til i finally got caught,
tried to steal a pink bike off of a fat slut
she pulled me off and tried to stomp on my left nut
blocked her kick and got the hell up,
didn't want to punch her so just slapped rough
til she made it personal and trash talked
said i was a gay, a poor gook with bad luck
thought about my step pop, how he use to beat my ass up
felt myself turned Dark now she goan get messed up
falcon punch those ovaries til they turned red like ketchup
grabbed the pink bike and threw it on her black Kunt
you've heard of rape, will i made her lips stretched out
say i'm a gook and fag now!
took the tire tube, stuck it inside her vagina and blew til i gassed out.
OVER!
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Awesome poems, Uncle. Gotta give it to you. I'll have to visit again and give you guys a piece of my mind. lol