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Title: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on October 28, 2021, 01:07:13 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

he was originally a shaman
made the switch to christian for a couple of years
try to avoid us.. cuz their church teaching say so

than one day...
he made the switch back to shaman...


i ask him why??
he told me christian magic and believe never work
it doesn't heal his body like shaman does

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: DuMa on October 28, 2021, 01:41:16 PM
cool story bro

and here goes another cool story... They all going to hell like the rest of them  :2funny:
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on October 28, 2021, 02:55:00 PM
He say it doesn’t work
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on October 29, 2021, 06:51:56 AM
;D ;D ;D

he was originally a shaman
made the switch to christian for a couple of years
try to avoid us.. cuz their church teaching say so

than one day...
he made the switch back to shaman...


i ask him why??
he told me christian magic and believe never work
it doesn't heal his body like shaman does

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

The moral of his testimony is that he went to the wrong congregation. He fellowship with the Lukeworm.

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Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on October 29, 2021, 08:57:03 AM
The moral of his testimony is that he went to the wrong congregation. He fellowship with the Lukeworm.

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He say if miss church service
Or don’t donate

They look down and shame on you

Lol
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on October 31, 2021, 01:39:47 AM
He say if miss church service
Or don’t donate

They look down and shame on you

Lol

Of course. That's what Lukeworm Judeo-Christians do toward the rookies. Miss too much sermons or not giving tithing will end up being shunned.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on October 31, 2021, 11:24:37 PM
Whoooaaa

Isn’t jesus at all church
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 01, 2021, 12:57:23 AM
Whoooaaa

Isn’t jesus at all church

You need to recheck the bible again. Jesus didn't say anything about building churches anywhere in the OT and NT.  :2funny:
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 01, 2021, 08:42:48 AM
You need to recheck the bible again. Jesus didn't say anything about building churches anywhere in the OT and NT.  :2funny:

oh i don't know
he just say sometimes he was tired of going to church
and they hate on him

Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 02, 2021, 12:43:25 AM
oh i don't know
he just say sometimes he was tired of going to church
and they hate on him

Not really.

His own folks in Capernaum kick him out of the synagogue because he was preaching different views about the prophecy.
Jesus's prophecy wasn't about keeping the Law of Moses and saving Israel from the tyrannical Romans so they got upset.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 07:19:31 AM
Not really.

His own folks in Capernaum kick him out of the synagogue because he was preaching different views about the prophecy.
Jesus's prophecy wasn't about keeping the Law of Moses and saving Israel from the tyrannical Romans so they got upset.

Thats crazy
But no
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 03, 2021, 11:25:25 PM
Thats crazy
But no

I don't know your version of Jesus either.  ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 04, 2021, 08:42:41 AM
I don't know your version of Jesus either.  ;D

i don't know either
i don't go to church or believe in that nonsense

it's what the faithful tell me
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 04, 2021, 08:29:34 PM
i don't know either
i don't go to church or believe in that nonsense

it's what the faithful tell me

Well, you on the other account aka Dacurse does go to Mormon church caring about your Shaman folks and color folks.
Whenever I express my opinions that are offensive about the Mormons and your Shamanic belief, you'll be throwing tantrums secretly somewhere in the Hmong History and general discussion sections.  ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 04, 2021, 10:50:13 PM
Well, you on the other account aka Dacurse does go to Mormon church caring about your Shaman folks and color folks.
Whenever I express my opinions that are offensive about the Mormons and your Shamanic belief, you'll be throwing tantrums secretly somewhere in the Hmong History and general discussion sections.  ;D

I’m not decurse
I’m much nicer and handsome

Lol

I like everyone
Including Christian folks... they tend to be most nice
Except those crazy cult nut one

Stay away from those
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 12, 2021, 01:50:42 AM
I’m not decurse
I’m much nicer and handsome

Lol

I like everyone
Including Christian folks... they tend to be most nice
Except those crazy cult nut one

Stay away from those

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Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Dok_Champa on November 15, 2021, 09:20:24 AM
Your relative lack faith:

Hebrew 11:1

Now faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we do not see.

For we live by faith, not by sight.
2 Corinthians 5:7

But when you ask, you must believe and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind.
James 1:6

And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.
Hebrews 11:6

Though you have not seen him, you love him; and even though you do not see him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible and glorious joy, for you are receiving the end result of your faith, the salvation of your souls.
1 Peter 1:8-9



Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 17, 2021, 02:23:51 AM
His relative is fawked. Can't be undone. Once he's blend with the fake Christians, he can't be forgiven. Look up in the bible. You'll find one of the passage somewhere in the OT.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on November 18, 2021, 11:40:51 PM
You mean, HmgRock?  ???

No. I'm referring to his whatever uncle. Not sure he has an uncle or he just making up a fake story.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 19, 2021, 11:00:03 AM
How am i a liar?
Im just telling the truth

Deep down you know it too

Stop denying
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: theking on November 19, 2021, 04:44:03 PM
How am i a liar?

Says the LIAR... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 19, 2021, 10:13:41 PM
Lies about what???

Have you ever see the Holy Spirit??
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on November 21, 2021, 11:02:13 AM
My brother has; he died and came back. He got some kidney stones that is the size of a golfball where Medi-Cal lied to us that he is fine. Well, he did died for 1 hour before he return. There was no heartbeat. He died and felt the presence of the Holy Spirit. His claim is that the Holy Spirit is no bigger than a five-year-old. What's strange about it is that it knows everything. It's on brain steroids, in my opinion.

naw he didn't die
you just make that stuff up
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 02, 2021, 10:40:50 PM
No bruh. I am for real. The reason why I am not supposed to say this because I talk too much. That is what embarrass my family since I am sneaking out to say this. Am I itchy to say this? YES!

If you think I am a lying, then you think that my testimony is lying. Am I right? Because that is considered an insult. I mean, I am not the guy who embezzle like you. Shame...you try so hard to get some attention. You're a weird and that is final. Did you graduated from Weirdtard University?

give me your brother facebook
i will add him to my friend list

i will ask your brother personally
because all of these stuff
you just making it all up
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 03, 2021, 07:07:55 AM
I wouldn't do that because I will get my butt kick. Again, I talk too much.


Thats what I thought
Just making up stories
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 05, 2021, 09:58:52 PM
Bruh...I am not! And I am not looking for some attention like you. Unlike you, you BS everything to WIN like a total Hillary Clinton who has a laptop from Hell!

Making up stories
Kinda like how you own a two story house
With a big ass pool
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 06, 2021, 10:22:48 PM
I am not; I just don't want to look like a gossiper.

houses are expensive
it's okay
not everyone can afford it
just live with your sibling
help each other pay rent


 O0 O0
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 13, 2021, 11:10:51 PM
Well, living in Cerritos, LA is 2000k rent. However, you're the weird one. :idiot2:

Yeah
Stay together
Help each other pay the rent

Don’t want you to end up on SKID ROW

Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 14, 2021, 11:04:51 PM
I’m getting you word of wisdom
Stay with your parents  and brothers
Help each other pay the rent

Don’t want yall to be homeless on SKID ROW

Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 15, 2021, 10:33:14 PM
But what does this have to do with Christianity and Shamanism? Shamanism lacks empirical probability proof because of no archeology of its original text. Most of it are borrowed from other cultures while Christianity doesn't borrow from anyone as it stays true to its core.

The 10 commandments have stood long and tall while the others crumble into pieces. The transcendent laws will always be the transcendent of everything.

thanks for educating about these man made religion
 ;D ;D O0 O0
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 17, 2021, 11:33:56 AM
Pagans, yes; Christianity, no!

yes man made
stole from the JEWS

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 17, 2021, 10:59:42 PM
Wrong! What evidence? Again...you're a liar.

Once a liar, makes BS stuff that are delusional for you to force yourself to believe. Speaking of the devil, why am I even debating against a liar like you?

Both you and i know jesus is a JEWS
Copy n paste religion
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on December 19, 2021, 04:31:56 AM
yes man made
stole from the JEWS

 ;D ;D

What's the Jewish's oldest religion then?  ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 19, 2021, 10:12:58 AM
Copy n paste jews religion
And there you go
Christiany is born


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 19, 2021, 07:07:43 PM
lol

jesus is a jews
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 20, 2021, 06:31:29 AM
Jesus was a Jew and what's your point?

From there Christianity is born
Copy n paste
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on December 22, 2021, 05:41:53 AM
Copy n paste jews religion
And there you go
Christiany is born


 ;D ;D

Dayum! Your dementia really infect your brain cells. Your timeline is sooo way off. Judasim is Jewish's oldest religion. Christianity came after Jesus"s resurrection.  :2funny:
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 22, 2021, 02:35:25 PM
There you go
You just say christianyy was created from them jews

Man made stuff

Than the mormon was created


Lol
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on December 22, 2021, 08:06:31 PM
No, you're wrong. Judaism is the incomplete form of Christianity. Judaism, like most Messianic Jews, considered Jesus is a Jew. I think what you're saying is the wrong terminology. You're making up stuff that is not very academic and historically true.
??? :-\ :icon_scratch:
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 22, 2021, 11:11:30 PM
Christian stole the Old Testament
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on December 23, 2021, 12:18:44 AM
Christian stole the Old Testament
 ;D ;D

Not sure about that logic. Your notion is utterly hilarious and ridiculous.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 23, 2021, 02:23:15 PM
Jesus is a jews
Christianity was created from it

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 23, 2021, 08:27:05 PM
Yeah

At least you know how itwas created
Man made stuff
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on December 23, 2021, 11:47:33 PM
Well, if you look it, Judaism by itself is incomplete without Christ. If you chop the NT away, you'll only get half of the purpose to what God is trying to do. To this day, the Jews are still waiting for their messiah when He has already come. If thee still waits for thy Lord, I think they're crazy. Some people choose to be crazy, like HmgRock.

Some people are stupid sometimes; yet, it is sad.

Not about the completion of the religion. It's more like changing its form by adding new laws.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: Visualmon on December 23, 2021, 11:49:52 PM
Jesus is a jews
Christianity was created from it

 ;D ;D

Partially Jewish in the flesh and supernaturally unknown spirit.
Title: Re: FUNNY STORY: one of my relative switch to christian than switch back to shaman
Post by: hmgROCK on December 24, 2021, 08:14:45 AM
Partially Jewish in the flesh and supernaturally unknown spirit.

As long as you agree