Wow, that was a short fishing season, only about 30 minutes long

[theking]

Cheboygan Daily Tribune

The Black Lake Sturgeon fishing season lasted just 36 minutes this year. The season's quota only allows for six Black Lake sturgeons to be caught.

[DuMa]

Must be a fishing contest of some sort.

And did you hear about the state that wants a ban on ice fishing?  I mean to ice fish is to build them shed so you can get out of the elements but they are saying that some people are using it for prostitution.   They are using the shed to hump payed hookers.