I Hate Hmong Girls

[tRouBLe]

There are two of y'all.  So it fits nicely.   

All I care about is you admitting I'm right and you're wrong.  Kekeke.             

[Json]

All I care about is you admitting I'm right and you're wrong.  Kekeke.             

I did not admit that I was wrong.  I agreed that you were right.  There is a difference.  You have much to learn my young padawan.   

[tRouBLe]

I did not admit that I was wrong.  I agreed that you were right.  There is a difference.  You have much to learn my young padawan.   

Omgosh.  Not you too.  Doh!  *palm smacks forehead*  Ok, let's go over this.....I said they were the same,  you said no, I proved it to you by showing you their definitions, you agree that I'm right.....so what does that say?  You are really saying that I am right while you were wrong.          

[Json]

Omgosh.  Not you too.  Doh!  *palm smacks forehead*  Ok, let's go over this.....I said they were the same,  you said no, I proved it to you by showing you their definitions, you agree that I'm right.....so what does that say?  You are really saying that I am right while you were wrong.          

Fine, I admit defeat.  Happy now?  I bet so.      

[tRouBLe]

Fine, I admit defeat.  Happy now?  I bet so.      

    Now was that so hard.  Just to warn you,  I'm usually right about a lot of things.          

[Json]

   Now was that so hard.  Just to warn you,  I'm usually right about a lot of things.          

It was hard but I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.  You, right about a lot of things?  I think you're coitusing with me.  We shall see. 

[tRouBLe]

It was hard but I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.  You, right about a lot of things?  I think you're coitusing with me.  We shall see. 

   Very sly of you.      We shall definitely see.      

[J-a-s-o-n]

This is the Hmong girl that I hate.  If I'd meet her again I would........

[J-a-s-o-n]

Jason, that's just her way of telling you that she likes you.

Are you sure?  What about a grown woman that smacks my forehead and calls me names? 

That moment in that picture still haunts me and inspired me to write this piece.   

[J-a-s-o-n]

Girls don't pay attention to guys unless they like them or have some form of attachment to them.... thus, when she was bullying you, she was really saying, "JUST KISS ME DAMMIT!"

This goes for grown women too..... something for you to think about.

I don't know yo.  Y'all are mysterious wonderful creatures.  I was so afraid and scared that I let her play with my toys and did what she said.  I'm damaged goods.  So women still act the same way even as adults.  Hmmmmz.  I shall ponder on this info.   

[J-a-s-o-n]

p.s. if you get sued for molesting someone, don't blame me ok. 

I won't end up on Chris Hansen's How To Catch A Predator. 

[J-a-s-o-n]

Or..... instead of wondering what a girl wants, or being scared to speak up for yourself, maybe you could just straight out ask her. "Hey do you like me? What do you want from me? Can I do anything for you?" etc etc. Sometimes being straightforwar d works.

This is golden advice coming from a mysterious, wonderful creature. 

Or I can have my wing woman do it for me.  Behind this hard exterior I'm shy. 

[tRouBLe]

    *watches the interaction between Jason and Amanuensis*   

[J-a-s-o-n]

   *watches the interaction between Jason and Amanuensis*   

Amanuensis, I tRouBLe is waiting for you to ask her the those questions. 

[J-a-s-o-n]

I have no idea what's going on now. 

I think she needs your advice more than I.  Do your magic.