she said/he said
she said: hey, let's get marry.
he said: why?
she said: you know, for the benefits and stuff...
he said: like what?
she said: for example, health insurance. you know we both could use that. i could add you to mine and you could add me to yours.
he said: why would i want to do that?
she said: so we wouldn't have to pay so much if we need to get admitted. you know we'll need it.
he said: but i don't want to marry you.
she said: ooh...i don't want to marry you either.
he said: why not?
she said: because...i rather pay the extra money than be married to you.
he said: what?
she said: gosh, that means we need to start saving now!
he said: why don't you want to marry me?
she said: cause you're emo.
he said: what?
she said: you're emo. i done talking about this!
