One Thing About You, Everyday!

[Mattster]

The question you have to ask yourself is......






Are you AWESOME!?

If the answer is yes, then maybe, just maybe there might be space for you.

You will have to undergo  a trial period though. I don't like lost investments. 

You are absolutely in luck because I am AWESOME, AMAZING, and SPECTACULAR! I'm not too bad at hijacking threads too!  This will undoubtedly boost my chances. 

Trial period huh?  Hmm... Let me thin-OK I'M IN! 
Just as long as I don't have to wear that at awful kangaroo suit again (in my last initiation).  The fur gave me rashes in places I don't want to mention.. 

[couchpotato]

You are absolutely in luck because I am AWESOME, AMAZING, and SPECTACULAR! I'm not too bad at hijacking threads too!  This will undoubtedly boost my chances. 

Trial period huh?  Hmm... Let me thin-OK I'M IN! 
Just as long as I don't have to wear that at awful kangaroo suit again (in my last initiation).  The fur gave me rashes in places I don't want to mention.. 

LMAO!

Can your awesomeness be verified by another pher? Preferably by someone I like.

[Mattster]

LMAO!

Can your awesomeness be verified by another pher? Preferably by someone I like.

Hmm.. PH references could be difficult since I'm not that social and most PH clicks reject me.  I may need to resort to bribery... 

*thinking* Hm..PL did say he needed some soccer balls and cones..

[boO]

Mattster...

Pay me and I'll vouch for you.

Don't worry couch is harmless. You should hang out with her.

Don't kill me couch...

[couchpotato]

Hmm.. PH references could be difficult since I'm not that social and most PH clicks reject me.  I may need to resort to bribery... 

*thinking* Hm..PL did say he needed some soccer balls and cones..

PL cannot be bought.

Mattster...

Pay me and I'll vouch for you.

Don't worry couch is harmless. You should hang out with her.

Don't kill me couch...

boO, I can't believe you can be bought so easily.

Note to self: Don't trust friend referrals from boO.

[Mattster]

Mattster...

Pay me and I'll vouch for you.

Don't worry couch is harmless. You should hang out with her.

Don't kill me couch...

Right on Bo0!!

Psst.. how much do I owe you???

[boO]

Oy....

Hahahahaha...

Couch es,

So I have this awesome friend that I want to introduce you to. Maybe you two can go walking around lake como and grab that tea that you like so much afterwards? ...

From the money that Mattster is going to pay me I was going to split it with you.. Come on now I'm not that mean. Gosh.. Have some faith in me. How much do you want me to rip Mattster off? Name me your price.

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Mattster, we shall discuss your fee in a more obsecure place. Too many spies in here. They might report our activity to the top dogs in here.

[Mattster]

Oy....

Hahahahaha...

Couch es,

So I have this awesome friend that I want to introduce you to. Maybe you two can go walking around lake como and grab that tea that you like so much afterwards? ...

From the money that Mattster is going to pay me I was going to split it with you.. Come on now I'm not that mean. Gosh.. Have some faith in me. How much do you want me to rip Mattster off? Name me your price.

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Mattster, we shall discuss your fee in a more obsecure place. Too many spies in here. They might report our activity to the top dogs in here.

Ok!  I got a pocket full of "IOU" sticky notes and some old "lint free" girl scout cookies.. What will it be?

[tRouBLe]

I'm ready for the weekend.   

[boO]

Ok!  I got a pocket full of "IOU" sticky notes and some old "lint free" girl scout cookies.. What will it be?

Is that all?

*thinks*

Chuck in another cookie and you got yourself a deal. *sigh* I should have play hardball.

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Couch,

I've known Mattster for the past few years. I don't wanna bored you with the backstory of how he and I met. Just know that he's an awesome guy and that he loves his mummy. I think he's one of the good guys in here.

PssSt... Mattster.. How am I doing? Did I miss out on anything? Do you want me to add anything else?

[couchpotato]

Oy....

Hahahahaha...

Couch es,

So I have this awesome friend that I want to introduce you to. Maybe you two can go walking around lake como and grab that tea that you like so much afterwards? ...

From the money that Mattster is going to pay me I was going to split it with you.. Come on now I'm not that mean. Gosh.. Have some faith in me. How much do you want me to rip Mattster off? Name me your price.

-

Mattster, we shall discuss your fee in a more obsecure place. Too many spies in here. They might report our activity to the top dogs in here.

boO, I just want you to know that the tea place we took you to was NOT my favorite tea shop. lol.

If Mattster is so awesome, why didn't we meet up when you were in town? 'Nuff said.

[Mattster]

Is that all?

*thinks*

Chuck in another cookie and you got yourself a deal. *sigh* I should have play hardball.

*sigh* You are tough negotiator..

Couch,

I've known Mattster for the past few years. I don't wanna bored you with the backstory of how he and I met. Just know that he's an awesome guy and that he loves his mummy. I think he's one of the good guys in here.

PssSt... Mattster.. How am I doing? Did I miss out on anything? Do you want me to add anything else?

NICE.. Except you left out the part where I'm a rocket scientist and part time underwear model.

[boO]

NICE.. Except you left out the part where I'm a rocket scientist and part time underwear model.

Now you're just pushing it mister.

Throw in three cookies and I'll think about it.

[Mattster]

Now you're just pushing it mister.

Throw in three cookies and I'll think about it.

Lol! Deal!

I guess I just ain't kool enough for couch.. 

Gonna go home and drown in my misery..

Tomorrow is another day! 

[boO]

Lol! Deal!

I guess I just ain't kool enough for couch.. 

Gonna go home and drown in my misery..

Tomorrow is another day!

Just buy her, her favourite tea.. I forgot what it's call.

PsssSst.. Couch, what's the name of that tea you like to drink again?