One Thing About You, Everyday!

[couchpotato]

Still the same, unfortunately.

While being buzz, I self- nominated myself to be a friend's wingwoman.  I did a Barney move as follows:

*tap guy on his shoulder and guy turns around*

Me: have you met my friend, *insert friend's name*?

Tada! Success!!!!

Then how the heck do you even know you're drunk!? 

I quit eating Slim Jims. Too many trips to the toilet.

I never really liked them from the beginning

I love Slim Jims.

[Suav]

You can have all of mine. There's a stash of like 50 at home. Original, Tabasco, Nacho, and Fiery hot.

Then how the heck do you even know you're drunk!? 

I love Slim Jims.

[couchpotato]

You can have all of mine. There's a stash of like 50 at home. Original, Tabasco, Nacho, and Fiery hot.

Too bad I'm leaving next week.

Please meet me at the airport in San Francisco next Wednesday. Thanks. 

P.S. Just look for the nerdy asian girl who looks tired out of her mind. 

[proudlao]

LMAO 

[couchpotato]

LMAO 

What's so funny? 

Who can pass down free Slim Jims? 

[proudlao]

Not the tired out nerdy asian gal 

[Suav]

I work that day. Otherwise I would've dropped them off.

Too bad I'm leaving next week.

Please meet me at the airport in San Francisco next Wednesday. Thanks. 

P.S. Just look for the nerdy asian girl who looks tired out of her mind. 

[couchpotato]

I work that day. Otherwise I would've dropped them off.

  It's probably just as well. I won't have space for them. 

Happy eats!

[Json]

I confess, I have never eaten  (!) before, even though I've pieced about it.  There, I finally told the truth.

[couchpotato]

I confess, I have never eaten  (!) before, even though I've pieced about it.  There, I finally told the truth.

Next thing you know, you'll be confessing you're still a virgin. 

What the heck is piece? 

[Json]

Next thing you know, you'll be confessing you're still a virgin. 

What the heck is piece? 

I wish I was still a virgin.  I'll be more desired even though I'm butt fugly.  "Piece" means poem.  I wrote a few in Poetic Soul.  I think I promised boO a piece awhile back.

[couchpotato]

I wish I was still a virgin.  I'll be more desired even though I'm butt fugly.  "Piece" means poem.  I wrote a few in Poetic Soul.  I think I promised boO a piece awhile back.

I was going to say, "That's hot." But since you're not a virgin, forget it! 

[PRINCESS.]

I'm still a virgin waiting for my princess to come along and deflower me. .

[couchpotato]

I'm still a virgin waiting for my princess to come along and deflower me. .

lmao.

Can I deflower you? I am not a princess, but I am a queen. I can't guarantee anything beyond that though. 

[PRINCESS.]

lmao.

Can I deflower you? I am not a princess, but I am a queen. I can't guarantee anything beyond that though. 

Kam kiag! Come do it before you leave the country.