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Still the same, unfortunately.While being buzz, I self- nominated myself to be a friend's wingwoman. I did a Barney move as follows:*tap guy on his shoulder and guy turns around*Me: have you met my friend, *insert friend's name*? Tada! Success!!!!
I quit eating Slim Jims. Too many trips to the toilet.
I never really liked them from the beginning
Then how the heck do you even know you're drunk!? I love Slim Jims.
You can have all of mine. There's a stash of like 50 at home. Original, Tabasco, Nacho, and Fiery hot.
LMAO
Too bad I'm leaving next week. Please meet me at the airport in San Francisco next Wednesday. Thanks. P.S. Just look for the nerdy asian girl who looks tired out of her mind.
I work that day. Otherwise I would've dropped them off.
I confess, I have never eaten (!) before, even though I've pieced about it. There, I finally told the truth.
Next thing you know, you'll be confessing you're still a virgin. What the heck is piece?
I wish I was still a virgin. I'll be more desired even though I'm butt fugly. "Piece" means poem. I wrote a few in Poetic Soul. I think I promised boO a piece awhile back.
I'm still a virgin waiting for my princess to come along and deflower me. .
lmao.Can I deflower you? I am not a princess, but I am a queen. I can't guarantee anything beyond that though.