One Thing About You, Everyday!

[boO]

gnam,

are you still drunk?

[couchpotato]

When I find a wife, I will quit ph forever. Until I come back with a new username.

lmao.

Sounds about right for the average PHer. 

[couchpotato]

I donated money and toys today. Now all my bad deeds over the year are nullified.

That's all you have to do? Damn! I'm going to stop holding back then!  

[PRINCESS.]

gnam,

are you still drunk?

I'm drunk off of life!

Speaking of drugs, today my little brother's friend came over and he was wearing a DARE shirt. (For you non Americans, DARE is a program requirement for 5th graders and it teaches them not to do drugs and alcohol). Anyway, we still can't remember what DARE stands for. My older brother and I came up with one; Drugs Are Really Expensive.   

lmao.

Sounds about right for the average PHer. 

  Yog lawm. That is PH in a nutshell.

That's all you have to do? Damn! I'm going to stop holding back then!  

Yes it's that simple. You get to start over with a clean slate.   

[couchpotato]

I'm drunk off of life!

Speaking of drugs, today my little brother's friend came over and he was wearing a DARE shirt. (For you non Americans, DARE is a program requirement for 5th graders and it teaches them not to do drugs and alcohol). Anyway, we still can't remember what DARE stands for. My older brother and I came up with one; Drugs Are Really Expensive.   

  Yog lawm. That is PH in a nutshell.

Yes it's that simple. You get to start over with a clean slate.   

I must have been the only nerd who paid attention in class. Drug Abuse Resistance Education. 

Drug free is the way to be. 

[boO]

It's already bad to be awaken with a full bladder in the middle of the night but it's even worse when you suffer from a surprise  diarrhoea.

Damn you, green smoothie!!!!

[couchpotato]

I want some more snowball cookies. I made some for my coworkers and there was just enough. Maybe I'll make some more this weekend. 

[Json]

I wanna wax my armpits.  No lie.

[couchpotato]

I wanna wax my armpits.  No lie.

Have you ever gotten a wax before?

Can you please record your experience should you decide to do it and post it on here for the rest of us to see? Thanks in advance. 

[Json]

Have you ever gotten a wax before?

Can you please record your experience should you decide to do it and post it on here for the rest of us to see? Thanks in advance. 

I have never gotten a wax job.  I will record and share if i do it.  I hate having armpit hair. 

[boO]

I wanna wax my armpits.  No lie.

I'll wax it for you...

[Json]

I'll wax it for you...

That would be awesome. 

[boO]

Are you ducking serious?

The offer was for you to work with me on a voluntary basis and you kicked up a stink because you were more concern about ****s than your baby and it resulted in you being ordered to do what I had proposed to you in the first place.

Motherfawker

[boO]

After 21, I. Can't remember my age

[Json]

I hate working on Saturdays.