One Thing About You, Everyday!

[diamondgirl]

Just a lot of irrational reasoning like: Well, on the bright side, I'm still alive even tho my fridge is almost completely bare.

What do you cook for dinner?

[diamondgirl]

Hi starfish.

[diamondgirl]

because you're ducking awesome and you don't take shit from anyone.

Lol!

Yog lawm yog lawm.

[diamondgirl]

:-D  Hoy!


Make sure you have an exit strategy...lik e a rich husband in Europe.

Haven't you over stayed your welcome? Usually by now you'll virtually be gone already. Refer me to a rich European husband. Thanks.

[diamondgirl]

Yes, lots of $ spent on lunch.



Diamondgirl---nothing. I pat my stomach and tell it to wait until lunch time.

What do you eat for lunch? Do you also pat your stomach and tell it to wait until breakfast the next day and then just inhale air?

[diamondgirl]

Play nice, kiddos.

who's diamondgirl?

I always play nice. Betcha he has pm you asking you who I am right?

[diamondgirl]

psshh... i know who is you are.

Ok

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I lost 10 years of my life today.

[minorcharacter]

I was raised in a small town in Wisconsin.  I'll complain a lot about missing home and my friends from there but every time I visit I keep telling myself I should go back home to the twin cities.

[minorcharacter]

P.S. amanuensis you forgot to remind me about your $20 so I bought a sandwich with that and bought the receptionist some flowers.  You, amanuensis, made someone's day today.  Go ahead and pat yourself on the back.

[minorcharacter]

Amanuensis, we totally like get each other.  It's like when Harry met Sally; except I've never seen that movie before so I have no idea how to make a reference to it.

PS don't worry about saving up for the future, I'm pretty sure the zombie apocalypse is right around the corner.

[minorcharacter]

That's one of my favorite movies! You're right... we totally get each other. Let me explain this in a language you programmers understand.... math.

U + Me = I don't know how letters can make an equation without numbers because I suck at math and got enough AP credits to pass college without taking a single math class.

Why does everyone think I'm a programmer?!  I'm just an office clerk working for two sexually deprived attorney women. 

Also, I haven't done math in a while so hopefully this song fully reciprocates my feelings.

http://youtu.be/Nrwl6a4-lSg

[minorcharacter]

Please use your creative writing skills to write out the details of what you're doing in third person view and use lots of subtle pornographic references plz.

[diamondgirl]

Is this foreplay for you two ?

[minorcharacter]

It is for me.

[minorcharacter]

I scare easily.  I think it was because the older kids that used to baby sit me would always watch horror movies.  Now I hate waking up to use the bathroom at night and hate going into dark places.  I especially hate driving at night.