A shout-out to my future spouse

[luvlylisa]

don't give me too much credit sista  you're making my "head" all big 

u shouldn't say such things to ur sister!!!  Just doesn't sound right! 

[luvlylisa]

Lol@luvly

i'm just saying.....n besides it really doesn't sound right. n it didn't help that he put " " marks on head. that dork!

[DivineTreasure]

Aw... what little cute letters you're writing to your future wifey.    I hope she finds these letters some day.  Best of luck!

[luvlylisa]

he is sucha entertaining dork.....lets jux pretend he never did that...LOL

did what?

[fuglyhottie]

Aw... what little cute letters you're writing to your future wifey.    I hope she finds these letters some day.  Best of luck!

Why thank you  I'm sure she see's, she's on PH too 

[fuglyhottie]

October 31st, Two Thousand and Ten

Dear MT----

I watched a lot of football this afternoon and just chillaxed at home. I love the fall season and I love lounging around in my pj bottoms only.  Yep! my pj bottoms only  I didn't go to the door to pass out candies to the trick-o-treaters because I was too busy multi-tasking inside, so I set the candy bowl on a foot stool outside with a sign underneath with the instructions reading: "Take a handful, eat one candy once a week only."... Someday when we have kids, I hope you will enforce that onto our offspring! I don't want to have to pay for braces and dental care. I have good teefs too and I would like our little runts to take on their daddy's good dental hygienes   

But I got curious too...and so I peeked outside off and on, as the neighborhood kids came up to the porch and got their candy from my candy bowl....I saw one lady that looked almost like you! I think she was taking her nieces and nephews trick-o-treating because I didn't see a ring on her finger. She was dressed up as Buzz Lightyear and her nephew was dressed up as Mr Potato Head and her niece dressed up as Jessie, Woody's cowgirl girfriend. It was so cute.

Man I can't wait till someday we get to celebrate Halloween together!...I know what I want to dress you up as for our first Halloween....I'm gunna get you pregnant in February 2013...so that by October 31, 2010, you'll be 8months preggers...and you can be a Pregnanat Nun Ain't that cool? That's gonna be an awesome costume!....I'll dress up as the Devil that impregnated you 

But I had a fun Halloween this year, a good month filled with scares and good jokes too. I know you're still in the future and you're celebrating Halloween in your own time. You better have me in your thoughts though!

Love Always and for Eternity,

Bee Monkey Thao 

PS: Don't worry I'm not as fugly and hideous as the actor Bee Monkey.

http://www.youtube.com/v/1sTnsos3T0k?fs=1&hl=en_US

[luvlylisa]

how cute fugly...thanks for sharing.

but i've a question...wha t if ur MT has jacked up "teef"? n what if MT doesn't want kids? n what if she hates halloween? just wondering....u never know.

[fuglyhottie]

how cute fugly...thanks for sharing.

but i've a question...wha t if ur MT has jacked up "teef"? n what if MT doesn't want kids? n what if she hates halloween? just wondering....u never know.

Hehe. I only speak the truth 

If she has jacked up teefs she better get them fixed before she meets me for the first time ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. j/k. I'm sure MT will have other qualities that will matter more than just "teefs".

If she doesn't want kids then I'm gonna give my sperm to a surrogate mom then. MT just better better provide the egg.

And if she doesn't like Halloween, then she is lame. I will make her like Halloween.

 

[luvlylisa]

Hehe. I only speak the truth 

If she has jacked up teefs she better get them fixed before she meets me for the first time ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. j/k. I'm sure MT will have other qualities that will matter more than just "teefs".

If she doesn't want kids then I'm gonna give my sperm to a surrogate mom then. MT just better better provide the egg.

And if she doesn't like Halloween, then she is lame. I will make her like Halloween.

 

Yes, the truth.....trut h=fuglyhottie.   

Surrogate mom?  Well, having ur kid put up in a "foster" home isn't too bad, I guess. 

Make her like it? And just how are you going to do that?

For someone who didn't dress up...and was just gonna leave candy out on the porch...u don't really come off as one who was really into it yourself. 


Just saying....

[fuglyhottie]

Oh hell no. None of my future kids are gonna end up in foster care.

What I meant was....if the future wifey doesn't want to give labor...we can take her egg and my sperm and put it into a surrogate mother who could carry our baby to term for us 

of course that's gonna cost a lot of money and that is out of the question. She better get ready to pop babies left and right!

Besides I already went to a Halloween party...earlie r this month and I dressed up then....so this weekend I just had other projects to work on while the kids came by and helped themselves to candy on my porch 

[fuglyhottie]

 
<----Creativity.... and making a complete ass outta yourself  

If only you knew
who was true
masquerading behind this facade
that makes your heart burn with rage

  

This is too much sometimes. Frontin'---LOL. I kill myself.

Hmmm...I was listening to a cool song on my playlist and you were the one that sung the guy part and I was the girl living her dream   Awesome song btw.

..."I'ma let you fly...and pray you come back to me...cause I do believe....If I let you fly then you fly back...then it was meant to be".....
J. Holiday----Fly

http://www.youtube.com/v/X12R0HChEfg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US

[luvlylisa]

Oh hell no. None of my future kids are gonna end up in foster care.

What I meant was....if the future wifey doesn't want to give labor...we can take her egg and my sperm and put it into a surrogate mother who could carry our baby to term for us 

of course that's gonna cost a lot of money and that is out of the question. She better get ready to pop babies left and right!

Besides I already went to a Halloween party...earlie r this month and I dressed up then....so this weekend I just had other projects to work on while the kids came by and helped themselves to candy on my porch 

npwb! i know what a surrogate is. but don't u think that's almost like foster care? just saying. vuag! pop babies left n right? boy, just what do u think us women r? baby making factories? shoot, better be paying really good for OT then! how is vacation pay n benefits too? what is ur "quota(s)" then? whew...good luck to ur future MT then!

[luvlylisa]

<----Creativity.... and making a complete ass outta yourself  

If only you knew
who was true
masquerading behind this facade
that makes your heart burn with rage

  

This is too much sometimes. Frontin'---LOL. I kill myself.

Hmmm...I was listening to a cool song on my playlist and you were the one that sung the guy part and I was the girl living her dream   Awesome song btw.

..."I'ma let you fly...and pray you come back to me...cause I do believe....If I let you fly then you fly back...then it was meant to be".....
J. Holiday----Fly

http://www.youtube.com/v/X12R0HChEfg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US

fugly so u really r a girl?!

or ur nkes. yeah, we know! but it's r lil secret-i swear.

[fuglyhottie]

luvlylisa----I'm just bored and clever and writing from a dude's point of view. 

I am NOT gay AT ALL!

I do like dudes but I would never sleep with them haha

I'll save for myself for the sweetheart who can find me!!!!!!!!!!

[luvlylisa]

luvlylisa----I'm just bored and clever and writing from a dude's point of view.  

I am NOT gay AT ALL!

I do like dudes but I would never sleep with them haha

I'll save for myself for the sweetheart who can find me!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just playing with you dork!  tos kuv tias npwb, npwb tiag tiag li lau.

But please do write...I do enjoy it much.  

Ha ha..saving urself for ur MT?  Til she finds you, OK.


...but have u ever thought that maybe she found you....but she is tied up til about


















2016?


just saying...