A shout-out to my future spouse

[luvlylisa]

Lise!----you naughty and kinky woman you.    "My neck, my back, my pooney and my crack" ahaaha 

naughty? kinky?   like i've said before-for someone who doesn't know anything--an innocent lil girl-- i'm not dumb.

khia...that song was quite THE song back then. in spite of that...i think ur kinkier n naughtier than i.

anyway, i hope that ur having a great saturday night/weekend. stay out of trouble...n don't work too much mister scrubs.

[fuglyhottie]

Lisa----> 

[luvlylisa]

Lisa----> 

what language is that?

har har har...

hey, i had a dream bout u last night....actua lly bout u n i on PH. we were posting threads to each other back n forth commenting...i was laughing @ ur silly posts n remarks. oddly, i kept waking up only to have the same dream over n over. strange but funny @ the same time.

[fuglyhottie]

Lisa---that means you need to seriously get off of PH and enjoy the real world from time to time  haha

But I have never had any dreams of anybody on PH yet. The only person I dream and fantasize about is MuffinTops aka MT and I have no idea what she even looks like, or will look like. I make her up in my wild imaginations.

[luvlylisa]

Lisa---that means you need to seriously get off of PH and enjoy the real world from time to time  haha

But I have never had any dreams of anybody on PH yet. The only person I dream and fantasize about is MuffinTops aka MT and I have no idea what she even looks like, or will look like. I make her up in my wild imaginations.

i know, i know. i need to get a life.

ur wild imagination? ha, i bet!

well, it's not like i know what u look like either to have such a dream...i only knew it was u bc fuglyhottie was what i saw on the screen...on every post. 

[fuglyhottie]

Dear MuffinTops would you ever be offended if someday I called you SlutMuffin instead? You know I use to be a StudMuffin   

Honesty is not always the best policy. I don't think a guy should ever talk about his colorful past because I certainly would not like to know how many guys my future wife has laid or been laid by. That is gross! And I would be extremely jealous and sickened!

So yes, if someday you should catch me on the verge of sharing a sordid detailed story about any of my exs---please slap me silly because I would not want you to ever feel little and unimportant.

Actually I kid about the StudMuffin part....some dudes are whores and can lay 2 to 3 girls, even in just one day..while me, I've been more of a passive and humble lover. I do not like to just use girls for my own selfish needs and pleasure. It's true, but not all males have that agenda in them where they need to bed as many girls as he can before he dies. Usually guys who are sexaholics will get an STD once or more in his life. I should know, I worked in a clinic before and some of the cases I've come across. Very funny.

Don't you worry though---I'M MR. CLEAN!  My head is always safe and always on top of things LoLs.

Gawdam I'm gassy. I'm so full and bloated from today. I like to fart in silence and would never allow you to hear or smell my farts.... but I hope you better not fart because I find that such a turn-off in chicks 

So Zoo Siab Hnub Turkey Day Rau Koj. You're still in the year 2013, and I send and write this shout-out to you via the past 

Buh Bais for now.
Always koj tus tav,

Npis Thoj 

[fuglyhottie]

Finally another song! 

http://www.youtube.com/v/XzV3gP7w85s?fs=1&hl=en_US

[luvlylisa]

fugly....ur the biggest dork ever!!!

[fuglyhottie]

fugly....ur the biggest dork ever!!!

and you're my biggest fan ever! I love you for that Lisa!  another +1 your way

[luvlylisa]

and you're my biggest fan ever! I love you for that Lisa!  another +1 your way

i thought that was my lil secret.

yes i like u....luv? uhmm...i luv "conversing" w u. thanks for the +1....u already know where all (ok, most-not all) urs came from.

hope ur doing well...i c u've been bz. don't work 2 much mister...n i hope ur getting plenty of sleep if ur working that much.

[fuglyhottie]

Don't worry I'm a robot

[luvlylisa]

Don't worry I'm a robot

worried? do i sound worried?

robot? not the kind where u have to put batteries in, right?

[fuglyhottie]

That's right Lisa, I'm the ENERGIZER BUNNY although I prefer Duracel!

[luvlylisa]

That's right Lisa, I'm the ENERGIZER BUNNY although I prefer Duracel!

niag npwb os npwb aws... 

bunny eh?  LMAO!!!  That just reminded me of something else......anot her bunny with batteries.   

OK...I'll go now. 

How's ur weekend?  I've just finally got done shoveling all this darn snow out of our driveway!  blah!  now I need me a nice nap....no, a nice massage would be even better! 

[fuglyhottie]

You know I still dont know how to say "npwb"? never knew there was even such a word 
But weekend went fine Lise---put up my Christmas tree! Heard about your storm up in the midwest...man I'm glad I don't live there no more, but it seeing snow sure does make me miss somebody! 

Massage eh?