Confucius say ...
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.
Woman who give away free potato chips, will offer you a free lay.
When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.