Something to BRAG about!

[AOZ]

we have this contract that finally... and I mean finally approved..... after 10 long years.... way before i started here....

my boss... our BIG BIG boss.. the TOP BOSS at the top of the hirarchary... asked the consultant dude...so what do you use for as your antivirus?  we are using *blah blah* and i think it takes up alot of resources.

consultant:  oh... we use Microsoft's Essential (antivirus) on our 300 systems... it is free... doesn't use as much resources as *blah blah*
boss:  really?
boss looks at me: how come we aren't using this free antivirus?
me:  MS Essentials is free to homeusers and small business with under 10 users... they require licensing if you have more than 10 users.

 

[AOZ]

nothimg warms my heart like coming home to children whom all do their homework/chores before play.     makes me sooo happy and proud.

and to top it off.... seeing the relationship between a father and his sons.... spending precious time together... fishing.   

[AOZ]

Me...Daughter and husband's convo....

Husband: if only Hilary is in office now
Me: rau qhov she didn't get cov dub cov vote ne... They all voted for obama
daughter: and most women are misogynist... So she lost their votes too
Me: why are you throwing big terms in our convos now?
Daughter: what big term mom?
Me: you making me feel dumb now with your vocabulary...m isogynist
Daughter giggles:  misogyny means ppl who hate women
Husband: what's term for hating men
Daughter: misandry ..... And philogyny is the love of women
Me: and how do you know all these terms?
Daughter:  I do a lot of reading and research

[AOZ]

me nyuas yog leej niam siab tiag tiag....

everyday... sooon as i walk through the door... my 7 month old gets so excited to see me... she'll smile, jump, and scream.... for my attention.... her raised hands letting me know she wants me.   

awe... 

cas nws yuav txawj ua rau kuv nco nws ua luaj! 

it feels sooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooo good to be wanted by someone!!   

[yajmafia]

Me...Daughter and husband's convo....

Husband: if only Hilary is in office now
Me: rau qhov she didn't get cov dub cov vote ne... They all voted for obama
daughter: and most women are misogynist... So she lost their votes too
Me: why are you throwing big terms in our convos now?
Daughter: what big term mom?
Me: you making me feel dumb now with your vocabulary...m isogynist
Daughter giggles:  misogyny means ppl who hate women
Husband: what's term for hating men
Daughter: misandry ..... And philogyny is the love of women
Me: and how do you know all these terms?
Daughter:  I do a lot of reading and research

 

Um.. huh? LOL!  I too dont know these terms. LOL.

[AOZ]

my 4 year old....he clings on to his daddy like there's no tomorrow...  everytime he sees me approaching him and his dad... he'd come towards me....

him: mom... give me a hug.
me: awe i miss you baby.. you love me?
him:  i love you mom... but i love my daddy... he's my daddy... not your daddy. 

 

it's his way of telling me to go away and leave him alone with his daddy   

[AOZ]

Um.. huh? LOL!  I too dont know these terms. LOL.

hehehe.... i'm learning lots of new terminologies from my teenagers!     zoo li yus laug zuj zug ces yus raum zuj zug lawm.       

[AOZ]

ahhhhh...... i'm so proud of myself!   *pat myself in the back*   

finished 2 projects!!  wOOt!! 

[YAX]

Me...Daughter and husband's convo....

Husband: if only Hilary is in office now
Me: rau qhov she didn't get cov dub cov vote ne... They all voted for obama
daughter: and most women are misogynist... So she lost their votes too
Me: why are you throwing big terms in our convos now?
Daughter: what big term mom?
Me: you making me feel dumb now with your vocabulary...misogynist miss monogamas?
Daughter giggles:  misogyny.. It means ppl who hate women
Husband: what's term for hating men
Daughter: misandry ..... And philogyny is the love of women
Me: and how do you know all these terms?
Daughter:  I do a lot of reading and research

there, corrected the conversation for you.

[YAX]

ahhhhh...... i'm so proud of myself!   *pat myself in the back*   

finished 2 projects!!  wOOt!! 

glad you didn't ask me for help becauseI don't know anything about SQL.

[AOZ]

there, corrected the conversation for you.

that was how i pronounced it... doh!

glad you didn't ask me for help becauseI don't know anything about SQL.

hehehe... you helped in other ways...   

[AOZ]

daughter:  mom... i'm getting a 92% in my probability stat class
me: that's it?
daughter:  that's an "A"
me: you are right it is... a low "A"
daughter:  my 5 classes... that's my lowest grade this semester. 

she shut me up real quick.   

me:  give me 5!   

[AOZ]

baby covered herself with blanky..  she removed blanky and looked at me with big smile.. her eyes openned and wide... she giggled....

light bulb light up in my head...she was playing "peekaboo" with me...

i said "peekaboo!"

she giggled even louder.. then she covered her face again... then revealed her face to me and smiled...

i responded... peekaboo!

we did that over and over until she was sooo happy... she started kicking and laughing so loudly that her older sister got curious.

her sister:  is she playing peekaboo?

 

[AOZ]

7.5 month old... does the soilder crawl to the item she wants to play with... then she pulls herself to sit up.... so she can play with it.   

[peas_n_queues]

I love the kid stories. They sure are worth bragging about.