jokes, jokes, and more jokes

[Giggles_Shyly]

Tai Lau isn’t happy with 
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.

Judge: “Where do you work?”

Tai Lau: “Here and there.”

Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?”

Tai Lau: “This and that.”

Judge: “Take him away.”

Tai Lau: “Wait; when will I get out?”

Judge: “Sooner or later.”


Tai Lau walks to a bar and asked the first girl he saw if she can call him.
She replied, yes I can, someday.

[Giggles_Shyly]

LOL!  funny indeed!

[tRouBLe]

So Giggles went to see the dentist and doctor the same day?     Sounds like she had to see the doctor after having to spend time with the dentist (TL)........I guess anyone would.         

[Giggles_Shyly]

Yeah Tai Lau does give people mental blocks

[Giggles_Shyly]

Tai Lau and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, "It's my husband, you have to leave!" Tai Lau jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He goes back to the house and says to the woman, "Wait, I'm your husband!" She replies giving him a dirty look, "So why did you run?"

 

[Giggles_Shyly]

Tai Lau's observations: As a single, never-married man in my 40s, I have been questioned endlessly about my status by friends, relatives and co-workers. Over the years I’ve noticed a subtle change in the nature of their inquiries.

In my teens, friends would ask, “Who are you going out with this weekend?”

In my 20s, relatives would say, “Who are you dating?”

In my 30s, co-workers might inquire, “So, are you dating anyone?”

Now people ask, “Where did you get that manly wallet?”

[Giggles_Shyly]

 

[tRouBLe]

Maybe TL is really the blonde out of all of us....   

[Giggles_Shyly]

Tai Lau driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.

  

[Giggles_Shyly]

 

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[Giggles_Shyly]

 

[Giggles_Shyly]

  I bet she came into Ai Sunya's office with shades

[tRouBLe]

Tai Lau driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.

  

That was funny!      

We know how much Troubles likes to drink.  She was such a habitual drinker that even she was finally convinced that she was an alcoholic . At her best friend, Giggles' urging she went to see Ai Sunya, a psychiatrist. After a lengthy consultation, Ai Sunya sternly ordered that hereafter, every time Troubles got drunk she was to report her transgression the very next day. A few days later, Troubles staggered into Ai Sunya's office. “I wanna report that I wash drunk last night,” she mumbled. “For heaven’s sake, woman, you’re drunk right now! ”cried Ai Sunya. “Yeah, I know,” said Troubles, “but I’m gonna report this tomorrow.”   

Silly.  Hehehe.   

[tRouBLe]

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

  

[tRouBLe]

Remember this ladies:

When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.