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« Reply #75 on: December 04, 2014, 12:26:36 PM »
Now you are seriously losing it. Earth to coo coo.  ;D



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« Reply #76 on: December 29, 2014, 02:34:56 PM »
PL went to the doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” PL excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ” Honey” he asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey, whats for supper?” She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”

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« Reply #77 on: January 02, 2015, 10:14:44 AM »
LMAO  ;D :knuppel2:



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« Reply #78 on: January 03, 2015, 09:54:39 PM »
PL, I found something you posted on Craig's list  :D :

To the one who robbed my hut in Vientiane, Laos on 4/1.....you missed my dirty underwear.   If you would've taken the time to touch and sniff, you would've never left it behind.  I'll leave them outside my door tonight and you'll have your chance to snatch them.  If they're not there tomorrow, I'll know that you have them and have probably fainted outside my hut due to the dead fish smell oozing from my dirty underwears that haven't been washed for months.  No need to thank me.   I'm happy to oblige.

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« Reply #79 on: January 06, 2015, 07:17:18 AM »
 :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :idiot2: :2funny:

tRouBLe, I got a text from your closest friends. And they told me that last week you went to an all female gathering and you were very loud and aggressive with children because you got woozy and buzz over sniffing a cork. They said you did not even touch the wine and you got drunk and started talking really loud and was freaking by yourself in front of children.  ;D :o :o :2funny:



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« Reply #80 on: January 07, 2015, 09:16:18 AM »
ProudLao: Can you talk?
tRouBLe: Yes, anything for you
ProudLao: I have a favor to ask of you
tRouBLe: Sure, anything for you
ProudLao: Can you come over, I really need a friend
tRouBLe: Uhm, right now, like right this second?
ProudLao: Yes
tRouBLe: Uhm, I can’t. Sorry
ProudLao: It’s ok
tRouBLe: I’m not good at listening
ProudLao: I know, but I could use a friend
tRouBLe: I really can’t walk the walk or talk the talk
ProudLao: Oh?
tRouBLe: But if you need someone to drink the drink, I’m the one
ProudLao: Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t drink
tRouBLe: Well, uhm, I offer

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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #81 on: January 07, 2015, 06:49:52 PM »
PL:  So what did you think of my jokes?
Me:  Lame.  *then I walk away*

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« Reply #82 on: January 08, 2015, 06:05:43 AM »
Did you mean roll away? ;D



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« Reply #83 on: January 08, 2015, 12:38:15 PM »
No......but you could certainly be rolled away.   ;D



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« Reply #84 on: January 08, 2015, 01:41:32 PM »
Stop copying me, geeze.  ::) ;D



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« Reply #85 on: January 15, 2015, 07:21:05 PM »
I'm not copying you,  go reread.   Your sentence has five words while mine has eight.......yo urs is in the present tense while mine is in the past, need I say more......   ;D    :P



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« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2015, 08:35:35 PM »
Pee bah they say BLAH BLAH then WAH WAH  :2funny: :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #87 on: January 22, 2015, 02:38:59 PM »
Quit speaking about yourself in the third person.    ;D



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« Reply #88 on: January 25, 2015, 11:13:02 AM »
Quit joming, goodness gracious  ;D



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« Reply #89 on: January 26, 2015, 02:29:10 PM »
Are you going to finish that sentence off with.......gre at balls of fire?   ;D    :D



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