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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #135 on: June 02, 2015, 05:54:59 PM »
So mean!  >:( why do I have to die? ;D



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« Reply #136 on: June 03, 2015, 08:16:13 AM »
Typical male response.    ;D    :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #137 on: June 03, 2015, 08:26:47 AM »
Girl calls 911.

Girl: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Girl: Two boys are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Girl: The ugly one is winning.

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« Reply #138 on: June 03, 2015, 08:29:15 AM »
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely." "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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« Reply #139 on: June 03, 2015, 08:29:16 AM »
Hahahaha Trouble, that is funny!



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« Reply #140 on: June 03, 2015, 08:30:56 AM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 03, 2015, 08:29:16 AM
Hahahaha Trouble, that is funny!

Glad you enjoyed it.   ;D



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« Reply #141 on: June 03, 2015, 09:01:02 AM »
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”
 
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”
 
“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”
 
“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.



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« Reply #142 on: June 03, 2015, 11:11:45 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 03, 2015, 08:16:13 AM
Typical male response.    ;D    :P

Typical mean woman. ;D



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« Reply #143 on: June 03, 2015, 11:12:10 AM »
Those are some funny stuff  :2funny:



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« Reply #144 on: June 03, 2015, 03:09:42 PM »
PL,  I know.......I know.  *pats myself on the back*   Hehehe.    :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #145 on: June 03, 2015, 03:12:33 PM »
Giggles_Shyly:  What do you call a man in an institute of higher learning?
trouble:  A visitor.

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« Reply #146 on: June 03, 2015, 03:43:24 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 03, 2015, 03:12:33 PM
Giggles_Shyly:  What do you call a man in an institute of higher learning?
trouble:  A visitor.

 ;D

 :2funny: true and funny at the same time :2funny:



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« Reply #147 on: June 03, 2015, 07:58:52 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 03, 2015, 03:43:24 PM
:2funny: true and funny at the same time :2funny:

Funny...NOT. True...NOT  ;D



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« Reply #148 on: June 03, 2015, 08:01:18 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 03, 2015, 03:12:33 PM
Giggles_Shyly:  What do you call a man in an institute of higher learning?
trouble:  A visitor.

 ;D

Lame  ;D



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« Reply #149 on: June 03, 2015, 08:13:12 PM »
A quiet man, is a thinking man
A quiet woman, is usually mad



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