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« Reply #165 on: June 04, 2015, 01:46:59 PM »
LOL ;D



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« Reply #166 on: June 04, 2015, 01:47:45 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 04, 2015, 01:45:39 PM
LMBO, every man started out smart because he came from a woman :) where he ends up.... depends if he was taught by a woman or another man :2funny:

We're beginning to sound like men bashers.   ;D



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« Reply #167 on: June 04, 2015, 01:49:03 PM »
 8) play it kool :P



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« Reply #168 on: June 04, 2015, 03:55:26 PM »
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

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« Reply #169 on: June 04, 2015, 03:57:09 PM »
What mine is mine, what yours is mine. Isn't that how it goes? LOL funny one Trouble



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« Reply #170 on: June 04, 2015, 04:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 04, 2015, 03:57:09 PM
What mine is mine, what yours is mine. Isn't that how it goes? LOL funny one Trouble

That's right!   ;D



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« Reply #171 on: June 04, 2015, 04:08:48 PM »
This is mean but...........  >:D

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-boyfriend's killer... but no one will do it.


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« Reply #172 on: June 04, 2015, 04:12:55 PM »
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking....

The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other."

The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How does it stay there and not fall?"

Men  :idiot2:    ;D



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« Reply #173 on: June 04, 2015, 04:20:53 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 04, 2015, 01:43:53 PM
Giggles_Shyly: How do you know when a man is about to say something smart?
trouble: When he starts his sentence with, “A woman once told me…”


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Sorry, those are boys lol

Us men we say "A wise man..." DUR  ;D



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« Reply #174 on: June 04, 2015, 04:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 04, 2015, 01:45:39 PM
LMBO, every man started out smart because he came from a woman :) where he ends up.... depends if he was taught by a woman or another man :2funny:

Sorry, according to the bible women came from men's ribs  ;D



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« Reply #175 on: June 04, 2015, 04:25:29 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 04, 2015, 04:12:55 PM
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking....

The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other."

The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How does it stay there and not fall?"

Men  :idiot2:    ;D

Women needs psychological help lol



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« Reply #176 on: June 05, 2015, 11:12:58 AM »
Quote from: ProudLao on June 04, 2015, 04:20:53 PM
Sorry, those are boys lol

Us men we say "A wise man..." DUR  ;D

MEN?!   :2funny:   Have you forgotten what's written underneath your name, little boy?    ;D

Quote from: ProudLao on June 04, 2015, 04:25:29 PM
Women needs psychological help lol

Yeah, if they have to deal with men because men are  :idiot2:.    ;D



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« Reply #177 on: June 05, 2015, 11:21:51 AM »
Young at heart. You should try that old fart  ;D  :P

Women can't deal nothing with men, but they can be whiny with boys. BLAH BLAH much? ;D






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« Reply #178 on: June 05, 2015, 11:32:05 AM »
A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: “husband wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

 :2funny: ;D :2funny: ;D



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« Reply #179 on: June 05, 2015, 11:34:38 AM »
The Future
 A woman worries about the future — until she gets a husband.
 A man never worries about the future — until he gets a wife.



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