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proudlao

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« Reply #180 on: June 05, 2015, 12:30:58 PM »
 ;D :P ::) :D ;D ;D




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« Reply #181 on: June 05, 2015, 01:13:43 PM »
Quote from: ProudLao on June 05, 2015, 12:30:58 PM
;D :P ::) :D ;D ;D



LOL, only tells you we care about our hard earned money ::)



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« Reply #182 on: June 08, 2015, 08:29:06 AM »
You two are too funny.   ;D



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« Reply #183 on: June 08, 2015, 08:33:28 AM »
A sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender, ProudLao, to come over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. ProudLao replies, "Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?" By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where he is gently sucking on them. She says, "You sure he isn’t here?" ProudLao mumbles through her fingers, "Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?" The woman then says, "Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!"

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« Reply #184 on: June 08, 2015, 08:35:37 AM »
Giggles_Shyly: What are a married man's two greatest assets?
trouble: A closed mouth and an open wallet.

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« Reply #185 on: June 08, 2015, 11:31:44 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 08, 2015, 08:35:37 AM
Giggles_Shyly: What are a married man's two greatest assets?
trouble: A closed mouth and an open wallet.

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ROFL.... that is funny!



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proudlao

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« Reply #186 on: June 08, 2015, 12:06:15 PM »
tRouBLe is driving for 1st time on the highway. Her boyfriend calls says: "Be careful love, It's just been on the radio, that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.." tRouBLe replies: "Someone...? These rascals are in hundreds!"

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Giggles_Shyly

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« Reply #187 on: June 09, 2015, 08:54:00 AM »
What men's statements really mean:

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

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« Reply #188 on: June 09, 2015, 08:57:24 AM »
I found this one funny :2funny:

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.




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« Reply #189 on: June 10, 2015, 12:26:16 PM »
Funny PL and GS.   ;D    O0



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« Reply #190 on: June 10, 2015, 12:28:22 PM »
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?" The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?" He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”

Mean but funny.   ;D



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« Reply #191 on: June 10, 2015, 06:59:51 PM »
LMAO ;D that was mean. Yeah, mean like you. ;D



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« Reply #192 on: June 10, 2015, 07:49:21 PM »
LOL Trouble, but if he sees it as so, can't blame him for his honesty :-X



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« Reply #193 on: June 10, 2015, 08:14:21 PM »
Giggles_Shyly and tRouBLe are sitting at the country club by the pool. Giggles_Shyly says, "When I had my first child, my husband bought me a diamond ring." tRouBLe says, "Well, isn't that nice."Giggles_Shyly says, "When my second child was born, my husband took me on a cruise."  tRouBLe says,''well isn't that nice. Giggles_Shyly continues, "When my third child was born, my husband took me on a trip around the world." And tRouBLe  says, once again, "Well, isn't that nice." Giggles_ Shyly ask "Well, what did your husband get you when your first child was born?" tRouBLe repiles, "My husband sent me to finishing school." Giggles_Shyly asks, "Well why did he do that?" And tRouBLe says, "So I could learn to say ‘Well isn't that nice,’ instead of SHUT UP  ;D :D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #194 on: June 11, 2015, 02:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 10, 2015, 07:49:21 PM
LOL Trouble, but if he sees it as so, can't blame him for his honesty :-X

Yes.......but that's so mean.   Hehehe.   ;D



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