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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #195 on: June 11, 2015, 03:02:08 PM »
ProudLao and Giggles_Shyly are both mental patients. One day, ProudLao jumps into the swimming pool but doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Giggles_Shyly sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Giggles_Shyly into his office and says "Giggles_Shyly, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that ProudLao hung himself in the bathroom ..." "Oh no," Giggles_Shyly replies, "that's where I put him to dry!"

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« Reply #196 on: June 11, 2015, 03:14:15 PM »
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O0 :2funny:



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« Reply #197 on: June 11, 2015, 07:45:59 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 11, 2015, 03:14:15 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O0 :2funny:

Wouldn't you agree that my joke was better than PL's?   Someone......u h hum.....dies in mine.   ;D    >:D



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« Reply #198 on: June 12, 2015, 12:01:09 PM »
ProudLao, a new vacuum cleaner salesman, knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady named Trouble answered the door. Before she could speak, enthusiastical ly ProudLao barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I can not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed ProudLao eagerly. "Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that," asked Trouble. Bewildered, ProudLao asked, "Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house…" said Trouble.

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« Reply #199 on: June 12, 2015, 12:20:55 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 11, 2015, 07:45:59 PM
Wouldn't you agree that my joke was better than PL's?   Someone......u h hum.....dies in mine.   ;D    >:D

LOL I agree!



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« Reply #200 on: June 12, 2015, 06:30:17 PM »
tRouBLe and her boyfriend are living together. The boyfriend came home from work one day and tRouBLe had a rope around her waist. The boyfriend asked why the rope was around her waist. tRouBLe said that she was trying to commit suicide. The boyfriend said, "You put it around your neck! " tRouBLe replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe! "



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #201 on: June 12, 2015, 06:32:29 PM »
Hehehe.  PL, you know I'm not really a blonde, right.   ;D    :P



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« Reply #202 on: June 12, 2015, 06:37:47 PM »
On a crowded bus, an old man named ProudLao noticed that a young woman, Giggles_Shyly, had her eyes closed.  "What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.  "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old men standing." she replied.

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« Reply #203 on: June 12, 2015, 06:38:29 PM »
NO, REALLY?! Lol

Knee slapper sonny!!!!  ;D



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« Reply #204 on: June 12, 2015, 06:39:34 PM »
LMAO GS is a meanie ;D



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« Reply #205 on: June 12, 2015, 06:50:58 PM »
Trouble walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier ProudLao said, "You can’t buy that dog food, we need evidence that you have a dog." So she brought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day, Trouble went to get some cat food and ProudLao said, "You can’t have that cat food, we need evidence that you have a cat." So she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. On the third day, Trouble went in again and she had a box, she told ProudLao to put his finger in it so he did. He said it felt warm and soft, Trouble then said, "Now that you’re satisfied. Can I have some toilet paper please!"

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« Reply #206 on: June 13, 2015, 10:42:03 AM »
 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the ambiguous  tRouBLe. After a long silence, the other tRouBLe rose to her feet."Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot? " enquired the ambiguous tRouBLe with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the other tRouBLe, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. "



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« Reply #207 on: June 13, 2015, 11:14:46 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 12, 2015, 06:50:58 PM
Trouble walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier ProudLao said, "You can’t buy that dog food, we need evidence that you have a dog." So she brought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day, Trouble went to get some cat food and ProudLao said, "You can’t have that cat food, we need evidence that you have a cat." So she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. On the third day, Trouble went in again and she had a box, she told ProudLao to put his finger in it so he did. He said it felt warm and soft, Trouble then said, "Now that you’re satisfied. Can I have some toilet paper please!"

 :2funny:

Hahahaha, serves PL his proof :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #208 on: June 14, 2015, 06:19:13 PM »
Quote from: ProudLao on June 13, 2015, 10:42:03 AM
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the ambiguous  tRouBLe. After a long silence, the other tRouBLe rose to her feet."Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot? " enquired the ambiguous tRouBLe with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the other tRouBLe, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. "

I've heard this joke before but it had a different name.........a name that starts with "P."    :P

Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on June 13, 2015, 11:14:46 AM
Hahahaha, serves PL his proof :P

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« Reply #209 on: June 14, 2015, 06:20:38 PM »
ProudLao: "How would you describe me?" 
Trouble: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
ProudLao: "What does that mean?" 
Trouble: "Athletic, brave, chivalrous, daring, efficient, fearless, gallant, and handsome." 
ProudLao: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Trouble: "I'm just kidding!"

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