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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #285 on: July 20, 2015, 10:18:02 AM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on July 18, 2015, 11:37:19 AM
LMBO..... Hero must be an alien? :D

He was drunk too.   :D

Quote from: ProudLao on July 18, 2015, 02:11:35 PM
LMAO VH needs to be drunk to see the shining light 😜

You must be selective reading again.   :idiot2:  Go reread.   ;D



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« Reply #286 on: July 21, 2015, 01:51:50 PM »
ProudLao took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Ivanna Mann?" asked ProudLao.

"I want to get weighed," said Ivanna Mann. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, ProudLao again asked Ivanna Mann what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and ProudLao lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, ProudLao figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"

Ivanna Mann responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."



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« Reply #287 on: July 22, 2015, 08:45:47 AM »
LOLOL Trouble and Tai Lau :D :D :2funny:



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« Reply #288 on: July 22, 2015, 09:02:00 AM »
GS, I originally had your name in there but Ivanna Mann is perfect for PL.   ;D


TL, this is all I have to say.   :2funny:



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« Reply #289 on: July 22, 2015, 01:13:16 PM »
ProudLao calls his mom...

PL:  Mom mom!! I'm a genius!
Mother:  Really dear? How's that possible?
PL:  I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'.



PL can be a blonde at times.   ;D



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« Reply #290 on: July 22, 2015, 01:17:36 PM »
A teacher says, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."  One boy throws his bag out the window.  The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?!"  The boy replies, "Me! I’m going home now."

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« Reply #291 on: July 22, 2015, 01:40:50 PM »
ProudLao's mother asks for his report card. ProudLao replies, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His mother asks. "My friend, Giggles_Shyly, just borrowed it. She wants to scare her parents."

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« Reply #292 on: July 22, 2015, 01:50:32 PM »
And my mom fainted :D but I yelled out "JK" and was too late, she already wasn't responsive :P



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« Reply #293 on: July 22, 2015, 01:59:55 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on July 22, 2015, 01:13:16 PM
ProudLao calls his mom...

PL:  Mom mom!! I'm a genius!
Mother:  Really dear? How's that possible?
PL:  I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'.



PL can be a blonde at times.   ;D

 :2funny: :2funny: This is funny.. I like this one the most.



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« Reply #294 on: July 22, 2015, 08:06:09 PM »
LOL I'll be back with my own jokes. It's war!



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« Reply #295 on: July 22, 2015, 08:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on July 22, 2015, 01:50:32 PM
And my mom fainted :D but I yelled out "JK" and was too late, she already wasn't responsive :P

You are in for a joke GS  ;D



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« Reply #296 on: July 22, 2015, 08:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Dark Angel on July 22, 2015, 01:59:55 PM
:2funny: :2funny: This is funny.. I like this one the most.

Lol sure have a laugh at my expense  ;D



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« Reply #297 on: July 22, 2015, 08:36:43 PM »
Trah Belle, Sha Dub, and Bee Qwyatt went on blind dates approved by their mom.  So it was a triple date.  They all met at the right location at the right time.  So the introductions go.

The guys asked for the ladies name.

The ladies took turn with the introductions, "This is Trah Bell, and Sha Dup and Bee Qwyatt."

The guys introduced themselves in turn, "This is Stu Pete Lee, Buh B. Grabbs, and Schaem Onyu."

Obviously there was some tension in the air.

Trah Belle, got butterflies in her stomach and ran to the ladies room without saying a word.  Sha Dup and Bee Qwyatt covered for her saying, "If you looking for Trah Belle, you've got Sha Dup and Bee Qwyatt right now."

Schaem Onyu really like Trah Belle and reached for her, but Sha Dup stepped in the way.  Schaem Onyu's hands landed on some mammary glands.  Sha Dup yells, "Shame On you!"

Schaem Onyu, responded in reprisal, "Shut Up! I was looking for Trah Belle!"

Bee Qwyatt wasn't gonna have any of that rude behavior. "You booby grabs, get..."

Buh B. Grabbs responded, "Be quiet, I get not what you say."

Sha Dup, "Stupidly, get your booby grabs hands off!"

Stu Pete Lee, "Bounce her!"

Yes bouncers came by to see what all the commotion is all about...Everyo ne is yelling out names

"What are you all be Shut Up, Be Quiet, Stupidly, Booby Grabs, and Shame On You!  Looking for Trouble?!"

"YES."

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« Reply #298 on: July 22, 2015, 09:04:33 PM »
Quote from: ProudLao on July 22, 2015, 08:28:26 PM
Lol sure have a laugh at my expense  ;D

You need a wingman...cuz it looks like you're losing in this battle of the sexes. ;D



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« Reply #299 on: July 23, 2015, 06:14:47 AM »
Hero... your joke us funny but i had to read it a few times ::)



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