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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #315 on: July 24, 2015, 01:19:41 PM »
that's a lot of sweating just waking up... :2funny:



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« Reply #316 on: July 24, 2015, 01:21:44 PM »
Waking up takes a toll on me most days :P beads of sweat form while just thinking of waking up... so there ;D



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« Reply #317 on: July 24, 2015, 01:31:57 PM »
LOL... :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:



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« Reply #318 on: July 26, 2015, 05:56:24 PM »
The police and me......  ;D    :D

The police pulling me over
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house...

The police knocking on my door
Me: Who's there?
Police: The Police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We want to talk.
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: Two.
Me: So talk with each other.



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« Reply #319 on: July 27, 2015, 08:23:43 AM »
So five year old talk there  ;D



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« Reply #320 on: July 27, 2015, 08:43:21 AM »
Better than your baby talk.......ga ga goo goo.   ;D



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« Reply #321 on: July 27, 2015, 08:47:44 AM »
ProudLao and Tai Lau are searching for their lost girlfriends.

ProudLao: What does your girlfriend look like?
Tai Lau: She's 5'6, hot, sexy, long black hair, green eyes.  What about yours?
ProudLao: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.

So typical.  ::)   ;D



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« Reply #322 on: July 27, 2015, 08:52:35 AM »
Tai Lau, VillainousHero, and ProudLao are at a restaurant with their girlfriends. Tai Lau, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the honey?...Honey." Now, VillainousHero, copying Tai Lau, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the sugar?...Sugar." So now, ProudLao is under pressure. He has to come up with something good. After a minute of thinking, he says to his girlfriend, "Pass me the pork...pig."

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« Reply #323 on: July 27, 2015, 09:49:27 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on July 27, 2015, 08:43:21 AM
Better than your baby talk.......ga ga goo goo.   ;D

At least I don't enjoy sucking on my own toe.  ;D



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« Reply #324 on: July 27, 2015, 09:50:52 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on July 27, 2015, 08:47:44 AM
ProudLao and Tai Lau are searching for their lost girlfriends.

ProudLao: What does your girlfriend look like?
Tai Lau: She's 5'6, hot, sexy, long black hair, green eyes.  What about yours?
ProudLao: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.

So typical.  ::)   ;D

At least I was honest  ;D



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« Reply #325 on: July 27, 2015, 09:58:59 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on July 27, 2015, 08:52:35 AM
Tai Lau, VillainousHero, and ProudLao are at a restaurant with their girlfriends. Tai Lau, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the honey?...Honey." Now, VillainousHero, copying Tai Lau, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the sugar?...Sugar." So now, ProudLao is under pressure. He has to come up with something good. After a minute of thinking, he says to his girlfriend, "Pass me the pork...pig."

 ;D    :D

LMAO I need to work on my skill  ;D



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« Reply #326 on: July 27, 2015, 01:26:39 PM »
Quote from: ProudLao on July 27, 2015, 09:49:27 AM
At least I don't enjoy sucking on my own toe.  ;D

No.  You just like sucking on gons.  Ewwwww....... did I just say that.   ;D    :D

Quote from: ProudLao on July 27, 2015, 09:50:52 AM
At least I was honest  ;D

Honesty is not always the best policy.    ;D

Quote from: ProudLao on July 27, 2015, 09:58:59 AM
LMAO I need to work on my skill  ;D

While Tai Lau and VillainousHero asks for something light and sweet......you ask for pork.  You are what you eat.  Oink oink.  Hehehe.     :P



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« Reply #327 on: July 27, 2015, 02:07:38 PM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on July 27, 2015, 08:47:44 AM
ProudLao and Tai Lau are searching for their lost girlfriends.

ProudLao: What does your girlfriend look like?
Tai Lau: She's 5'6, hot, sexy, long black hair, green eyes.  What about yours?
ProudLao: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.

So typical.  ::)   ;D

LOL..I remember this one... :2funny: a different version though.  :2funny: :2funny:



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« Reply #328 on: July 27, 2015, 02:20:49 PM »
 :D ;D

Shocking is the first joke.... I do have my blonde moments :P can't help if the sales person is also a blonde, the blind leading the blind :2funny:




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« Reply #329 on: July 27, 2015, 03:01:10 PM »
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: ROFL



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