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« Reply #345 on: July 28, 2015, 07:41:36 PM »
LOL! HILAROUS!



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« Reply #346 on: July 28, 2015, 07:54:05 PM »
LOL done that with online gamer names.... :police:



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« Reply #347 on: July 29, 2015, 08:22:11 AM »
Dating scenario:  :D :2funny:

- Honey, would you like me to bring coffee to the bed?
- No, darling, I will come to have breakfast with you.
- Would you like to have scrambled eggs, my love?
- Sure, kitty, two eggs, please.
- Wait, you don’t remember my name either, do you?




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Giggles_Shyly

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« Reply #348 on: July 29, 2015, 08:24:03 AM »
Tai Lau asked his gf:

- Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend:
- Yes it is sufficient for me, but how you will survive?
 ;D ;D



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« Reply #349 on: July 29, 2015, 08:30:09 AM »
The policeman stops the driver and says:
- Tai Lau, you won 500 dollars for wearing a safety belt. What will you do with the winning?
- I do not know, probably will pass the exam for a driving license...
Then his friend ProudLao says:
- Do not listen! He always talk like that when he is drunk.
VH from rear wakes up:
- I told you that we won't go far away with the stolen car!
At the same time Darksyde from the trunk:
- Have we already crossed the border?

 :2funny: :2funny:




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Giggles_Shyly

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« Reply #350 on: July 29, 2015, 08:31:29 AM »
Tai Lau, very funny but I was away visiting my mother that weekend, I think you were very drunk and mistaken thought VH was me while he kept you company :P ;D :D



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Giggles_Shyly

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« Reply #351 on: July 29, 2015, 08:53:22 AM »
Quote from: TAI LAU on July 29, 2015, 08:49:34 AM
darlin...must have been one your blond moments, remember the lollypop?

Hahaha, I can't recall anything sort of what you are talking about ??? Must be another one of your drunken episode... :2funny:



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« Reply #352 on: July 29, 2015, 09:30:53 AM »
Darling, honey, sweetness, sweetie, dear, etc.... drunken tales of forgetfulness :P :D

No wonder! :2funny: :knuppel2:



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« Reply #353 on: July 29, 2015, 11:46:08 AM »
Tai Lau and Giggles_Shyly, you two are just too funny......... .like an old married couple.  :D   ;D



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« Reply #354 on: July 29, 2015, 11:51:41 AM »
A little girl asked her mom Giggles_Shyly, "How did the human race appear?" Giggles_Shyly answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her dad Tai Lau the same question. Tai Lau answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mom Giggles_Shyly and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and dad said they developed from monkeys?" Giggles_Shyly answered, "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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« Reply #355 on: July 29, 2015, 12:00:55 PM »
LOL funny joke Trouble :)



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« Reply #356 on: July 29, 2015, 04:13:15 PM »
Since ProudLao can be a blonde at times, here's how to keep him busy for a couple of days:

Give him a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.

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« Reply #357 on: July 30, 2015, 05:43:03 AM »
Q: What has four arms and an IQ of 60?
















































A: Giggles_Shyly and tRouBLe drinking cheap wine and watching a fashion show

 ;D :D



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Giggles_Shyly

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« Reply #358 on: July 30, 2015, 07:45:20 AM »
I can't see it :(



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Giggles_Shyly

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« Reply #359 on: July 30, 2015, 07:48:12 AM »
Tai Lau is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Tai Lau asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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