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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #405 on: August 07, 2015, 05:25:24 PM »
Good Samaritan?    ???

VillainousHero: Why are you late?
ProudLao: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
VillainousHero: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
ProudLao: No, I was standing on it.

I think not.   :D



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« Reply #406 on: August 07, 2015, 05:38:19 PM »
Lmbo! Trouble i can see Tai Lau doing that :D



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« Reply #407 on: August 07, 2015, 08:14:16 PM »
So can I.    ;D    ;)



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« Reply #408 on: August 08, 2015, 11:29:41 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on August 07, 2015, 05:25:24 PM
Good Samaritan?    ???

VillainousHero: Why are you late?
ProudLao: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
VillainousHero: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
ProudLao: No, I was standing on it.

I think not.   :D

LMAO!!  :2funny: :2funny:



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« Reply #409 on: August 10, 2015, 10:32:17 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on August 07, 2015, 05:06:01 PM

Not only is your phone lost (misplaced?), don't you feel lost without it?   ;D

I am lost without my phone even though hardly anyone calls me :P



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« Reply #410 on: August 10, 2015, 02:23:42 PM »
Quote from: TAI LAU on August 10, 2015, 01:32:04 PM
you lost your phone on purpose, just so you can't call me   :P  :idiot2:  :knuppel2:

Gimme you #, I will use another source to call you :P hully, hully! >:D



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« Reply #411 on: August 11, 2015, 01:37:42 PM »
My friend Tai Lau thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Everything can make anyone cry if you throw it right :P ;D



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« Reply #412 on: August 11, 2015, 01:48:23 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D you kept saying you wouldn't cry :P



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« Reply #413 on: August 11, 2015, 06:03:47 PM »
If the coconut didn't make him cry, did it knock some sense into him....   ;D



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« Reply #414 on: August 12, 2015, 11:38:25 AM »
The difference between pressure, anxiety and panic attacks in Tai Lau's terms....   ;D

He has pressure when his wife is pregnant.
He is anxious when his girlfriend is pregnant.
He has panic attacks when both of them are pregnant!



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« Reply #415 on: August 12, 2015, 11:39:57 AM »
I am sure he yells out" it's not mine" then adds "prove it"! ;D :2funny:



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« Reply #416 on: August 12, 2015, 11:43:43 AM »
ProudLao and complimenting do not go well together.

ProudLao goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" ProudLao says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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« Reply #417 on: August 12, 2015, 11:44:26 AM »
Quote from: Giggles_Shyly on August 12, 2015, 11:39:57 AM
I am sure he yells out" it's not mine" then adds "prove it"! ;D :2funny:

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« Reply #418 on: August 12, 2015, 11:46:55 AM »
LOL good one Trouble, I can surely see ProudLao being misunderstood :P



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« Reply #419 on: August 13, 2015, 01:59:07 PM »
ProudLao's explanation on differences between certain terms.....  ;D

ProudLao Jr:  Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?
ProudLao:  Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend, Timmy, is also my son. That's confidential.



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