Tai Lau and his school days.....
Tai Lau: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Tai Lau: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Tai Lau: No, he did it all by himself.
TL's Mom: What did you do at school today?
Tai Lau: We did a guessing game.
TL's Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Tai Lau: That’s right!