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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #450 on: August 21, 2015, 08:02:33 AM »
Hahaha.  You two are so silly.   ;D



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« Reply #451 on: August 21, 2015, 08:22:01 AM »
If ProudLao and Tai Lau were in class together   :idiot2:    ;D

Teacher: ProudLao, go to the map and find North America.
ProudLao: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Tai Lau, who discovered America?
Tai Lau: ProudLao did!



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« Reply #452 on: August 21, 2015, 08:26:48 AM »
Tai Lau tells Giggles_Shyly that he has a crush on his teacher.  Giggles_Shyly says, "Man, that is disgusting."  Tai Lau replies, "What? Everyone has a crush on their teacher." Giggles_Shyly says, "Yeah, but you’re home-schooled."

 :o    :D    :P



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« Reply #453 on: August 21, 2015, 08:31:03 AM »
Hahaha Tai Lau keeps things in the FAMILY, I see :D ;D :2funny:



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« Reply #454 on: August 25, 2015, 12:47:13 PM »
LMBO such a hate ;D ;Dr ;D



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« Reply #455 on: August 25, 2015, 12:57:02 PM »
Lol morbid joke... :2funny:



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« Reply #456 on: August 25, 2015, 02:27:29 PM »
Hahahaha Tai Lau!



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« Reply #457 on: September 01, 2015, 07:43:47 AM »
DMV: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
tRouBLe: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.


 :2funny: :D :D



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« Reply #458 on: September 01, 2015, 10:22:42 AM »

Giggles decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered in Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"It's the only way I can be sure tRouBLe will visit me twice a week."

 ;D :D :P




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« Reply #459 on: September 01, 2015, 10:26:13 AM »
tRouBLe and Giggles met for the first time since graduating from high school. tRouBLe asked Giggles, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an Asian actor name Tai Lau; ,my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."

tRouBLe asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
 "One for the money, two for the show. three to get ready and four to go."




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« Reply #460 on: September 01, 2015, 10:46:05 AM »
Lmao ProudLao :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #461 on: September 02, 2015, 09:55:40 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 02, 2015, 01:10:23 PM
PL married and had 13 children. When his wife died, he married again and had 7 more children. Again, his wife died so PL remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, he finally died. Standing before his coffin, the preacher prayed for him. He thanked the Lord for this very loving man and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked his friend, "Do you think he means his first, second or third wife?" The friend replied, "I think he meant his legs."

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Quote from: TAI LAU on August 25, 2015, 12:49:46 PM
Troubles married and had 13 children.  When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.  Again, her husband died. So Troubles remarried and this time had 5 more children.  Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.  He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, the'yre finally together. ProadLao leaned over and quietly asked me, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"  I replied, "I think he means her legs."   :D ;D

I like my version better.   ;D    :P



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« Reply #462 on: September 02, 2015, 10:03:09 AM »
Quote from: tRouBLe on June 03, 2015, 03:12:33 PM
Giggles_Shyly:  What do you call a man in an institute of higher learning?
trouble:  A visitor.

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Quote from: TAI LAU on August 25, 2015, 01:04:08 PM
Trouble, I told you someone was talking about you... :P

Me: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
Giggles: A visitor

Mine was funnier and I'm sure GS would agree too.   >:D    ;D

Was the person talking about me you?   :D    :P



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« Reply #463 on: September 02, 2015, 10:10:54 AM »
ProudLao and Tai Lau work together in an office. ProudLao always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and Tai Lau really loves peanuts. One day, while ProudLao was away from his desk, Tai Lau yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When ProudLao returns, Tai Lau feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, Tai Lau. I never eat the peanuts anyway," ProudLao replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

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« Reply #464 on: September 02, 2015, 11:08:58 AM »
LMAO  ;D ;D TL was it plain or gummy flavor   :P



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