jokes, jokes, and more jokes

[Giggles_Shyly]

I met up with Tai Lau and he told me his story: Why did I get divorced, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Not all surprises are happy ones  

[tRouBLe]

   Funny, ladies!   

[Giggles_Shyly]

Hahaha IDK, it might be the other way around

[tRouBLe]

Funny. 

[Giggles_Shyly]

LOL!!! Awww, someone misses me


Ordinarily Tai Lau goes about his day, staring at women in the parks and has been caught doing it several time, some people even would call it creepy, but he learned a few tricks and  spread his attention across many individuals, then it's just "people watching".

So now, when I stare at a good looking guy, I "people watch", and if I get caught, i say, Tai Lau taught me how to people watch as a hobby

[Giggles_Shyly]

LOL!!!

[Giggles_Shyly]

  Tai Lau, too funny!

[Giggles_Shyly]

I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and PH while 
applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have followers, more stalkers than most but nevertheless followers

 

[Giggles_Shyly]

This is such a tease for lions

[tRouBLe]

This is such a tease for lions

This is funny.   

Sorry, folks of PH...In case some of you are looking for Troubles... feeling kind of bad,  I told the blond girls of PH to log off and they seem to be having issues logging back on.  that's why they've been missing.   

Hehehe.  Dork.   

[Giggles_Shyly]

  

[Giggles_Shyly]

Tai Lau goes to the doctor with burns on both of his ears and his right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"'What about the other ear and your hand?" the doctor asked.
He replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."

Tai Lau, think before you do things

[Giggles_Shyly]

 

[Giggles_Shyly]

  yes who pushed in me!

[tRouBLe]

You two are funny.