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...well she listed some stuff off..

But she did something..

She squat put her hand on my shoulder!


What does it mean?!?!?!


Must only mean one thing....

She wanted to touch my shoulder...



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...well she listed some stuff off..

But she did something..

She squat put her hand on my shoulder!


What does it mean?!?!?!


Must only mean one thing....

She wanted to touch my shoulder...

Are you that much of an Oompa Loompa??  ???

Sure many Hmong folks are under the height average but for someone to "squat" to touch your shoulders, that's pretty short ....Unless she's super tall??  ???



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Well...


Usually when anyone sits down they are at a lower level than the waiters...


I guess if you was actually smart youd figure that out...



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Well...


Usually when anyone sits down they are at a lower level than the waiters...


I guess if you was actually smart youd figure that out...

Even so, that "anyone" should not be so low that his/her waiter had to "squat" in order to touch his/her shoulders unless he/she is Oompa  Loompa short.

Here's a picture of what a waiter standing next to a customer sitting down dining height comparison typically looks like:




And this is the picture I got from your descriptions of you and your waiter in your Oompa Loompa scenario and the kid is not even sitting... ???:




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Welps...youre just not smart...


She also squated...like she almost sitting down on the ground when she came back to inform me they ran out of stuffed chicken....she was very peculiar...

Nice looking lady though...


Must all be hidden messages...







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Welps...youre just not smart...


She also squated...like she almost sitting down on the ground when she came back to inform me they ran out of stuffed chicken....she was very peculiar...

Nice looking lady though...


Must all be hidden messages...

Better than being totally dumb and Oompa Lompa short...

I agree with nkaujsee, you have a better chance of hooking up at The Castro...You're half way there already by having a small cute vert...



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thePoster, don't think too much into her action.  Some people are just more friendly than others, so they may be a bit more "touchy" and she could be one of those.   ;D



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All I'm saying was.....

Man...it was a bit peculiar....


When she squat down...she was like below me looking up to me...


It felt like I was in one of those scenes in one of those kinda movies if you know what I mean....



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Hahah she wanted to look up ur nose to see if it was clean before taking ur order O0



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Was this a dream?



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