People come in all shapes and size i.e., fat, skinny, tall, and of course short so if it's true, nothing wrong with it. I mean if I was short and another man calls me shorty, it wouldn't bother me because it's true...
Just going by what you've said about yourself like that time you said, a waitress had to squat down to talk to you so either she's 10 feet tall or you're 3 feet tall...