But what if someone was able to harness psychic power into a crystal and then used that crystal's power in an app to let people see into their future? So that if you swiped yes for someone, you can pay extra to get a look at your future with them. No stress, no mess.
And then at that point you can get all dolled up for them.
If someone was able to do what you say then it could only work on those whom aren't too intelligent or can't think for themselves. But for you, you're too intelligent to even believe some crystal prophecy to even pay for it. As for the paying, if you're thinking about money, you outta of just pay for your very own personal escort that way there's no stress, no mess as you point it. Sadly, all relationships requires you pay with your time, some money, affection, effort, and the unfortunate fate of mess of heartache. Best to just find someone that can really appreciate you.