Any poker players in da house?

[theking]

Sad story for this Asian poker player, RIP:

The body of professional poker player Susie 'Q' Zhao has been found charred in a Michigan park

Professional poker player Susie Zhao, who played under the moniker of "Susie Q," has been found dead in a park in Michigan, according to multiple reports. The 33-year-old's badly-charred body was identified via a distinctive tattoo and fingerprints, according to the Casino.org news site.

[hmgROCK]

hell yeah bro
I can beat you with one pair
Too easy man

Hahahha

[hmgROCK]

She probably lost alot of her sponsor’s money
(People give her money to play in tournaments)
They probably got mad
And kill her and burn her

Who knows

[hmgROCK]

whow, just whow...this is definitely going to shake up the poker world.

Naw man
She not even that good
I don’t know why the article call her a PRO
More like amateurs

Only won $222k in her lifetime

[DuMa]

There was a local case where a guy suicide and burnt himself in a local park.  The guy was a notorious gambler. 

If you on the losing side, nothing good can come out of it.  Gambling debt, stress, people looking for you cuz you owed the debt.

I tell you something.  A guy gambler is the norm but a female gambler, now that's a sick biatch.  Why you ask?  Well isn't it obvious?  All losing gamblers, before they walk out that casino, he would look into his pocket to see lint, in hoping that he has another dollar to go back and try to get his money back. 

Female gamblers are sick biatches.  I know a few myself for hanging out in this dark world of gambling.  She takes a loan from a loan shark, the interest is or was $75 per every $1000 taken.  If she can't pay back, she  needs to fawk the dude for that week's interest money.  She is forcing herself into a sex labor situation. 

I know a security guard at a casino.  He would hunt for these sick biatches.  They come regularly so he knows who they are.  When they come out of the front door, he would casually asking if she wins or lose.  If she loses, he would say he would give them $20 and with that $20, she can get her money back....all in exchange for a blow job.  You be amazed at all the yes that he gets cuz when a person loses their money and are lost in the mind, they would say yes to about anything for a buck.  He drives an old beat up minivan and he took the back seat out to make room for sex.  This guy is my hero and he pulls women easier than anybody else's that I do know.  He also said he got a big diix and although I have not seen it, I do believe him. 

So you see, women gamblers are sick biatches.  You can see that hungry thirst in their eyes.  Everyone has a price they say.   

[hmgROCK]

There was a local case where a guy suicide and burnt himself in a local park.  The guy was a notorious gambler. 

If you on the losing side, nothing good can come out of it.  Gambling debt, stress, people looking for you cuz you owed the debt.

I tell you something.  A guy gambler is the norm but a female gambler, now that's a sick biatch.  Why you ask?  Well isn't it obvious?  All losing gamblers, before they walk out that casino, he would look into his pocket to see lint, in hoping that he has another dollar to go back and try to get his money back. 

Female gamblers are sick biatches.  I know a few myself for hanging out in this dark world of gambling.  She takes a loan from a loan shark, the interest is or was $75 per every $1000 taken.  If she can't pay back, she  needs to fawk the dude for that week's interest money.  She is forcing herself into a sex labor situation. 

I know a security guard at a casino.  He would hunt for these sick biatches.  They come regularly so he knows who they are.  When they come out of the front door, he would casually asking if she wins or lose.  If she loses, he would say he would give them $20 and with that $20, she can get her money back....all in exchange for a blow job.  You be amazed at all the yes that he gets cuz when a person loses their money and are lost in the mind, they would say yes to about anything for a buck.  He drives an old beat up minivan and he took the back seat out to make room for sex.  This guy is my hero and he pulls women easier than anybody else's that I do know.  He also said he got a big diix and although I have not seen it, I do believe him. 

So you see, women gamblers are sick biatches.  You can see that hungry thirst in their eyes.  Everyone has a price they say.   

Alot of the PRO poker play get sponsored
Someone gave them money to play
All the winning goes to the sponsors

Might get a cut

If they lose, they need to climb out of the hole first
Before they get paid


This sushie is low profile
Incan probably beat her

[DuMa]

Another LIE...

Getting called out by other PH members for his "math", "basic decimal", and "reading" issues = won't be able to count cards either..

quiz him

in poker, if you have a royal flush and he has a royal flush, who wins? 

[DuMa]

Alot of the PRO poker play get sponsored
Someone gave them money to play
All the winning goes to the sponsors

Might get a cut

If they lose, they need to climb out of the hole first
Before they get paid


This sushie is low profile
Incan probably beat her

if all the winnings go to the sponsor then what is the point in playing?

check your facts again. 

[hmgROCK]

quiz him

in poker, if you have a royal flush and he has a royal flush, who wins?

Come and find out
Going lose your house, car, kids and wives

Im taking everything !!!!

[DuMa]

Come and find out
Going lose your house, car, kids and wives

Im taking everything !!!!

No need to find out.  I said it is a quiz.  Can't pass the quiz, can't be playing with fools who don't know the game. 

[hmgROCK]

I don’t need no royal flush
I can beat all yall with One pair

Yall be folding like crazy

[DuMa]

I don’t need no royal flush
I can beat all yall with One pair

Yall be folding like crazy

ok, I fold so you win do you don't have to come looking at me for a refund.

In texas hold um, there is no such a thing as two players holding royal flushes.  You would need 6 cards on the table for that to happen.

but I let you win if you say a royal vs a royal is a tie.   

[hmgROCK]

No need to find out.  I said it is a quiz.  Can't pass the quiz, can't be playing with fools who don't know the game.

Come and see man
Don’t want to ruin the surprise for you

Just like KENNY ROGER SAY


He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of aces

[hmgROCK]

ok, I fold so you win do you don't have to come looking at me for a refund.

In texas hold um, there is no such a thing as two players holding royal flushes.  You would need 6 cards on the table for that to happen.

but I let you win if you say a royal vs a royal is a tie.   

You never specified which poker type we play
Now to answer your question If both players have royal
They will split the winning depending on the rules

COME AND SEE , man

[hmgROCK]

quiz him

in poker, if you have a royal flush and he has a royal flush, who wins?

ok, I fold so you win do you don't have to come looking at me for a refund.

too easy man
they all fold
better do that
otherwise you going be walking home

i will take your cars, house, money, kids and wives

like i say, i just need one pair to beat all of yall