I still smile when FRAUDs are caught red-handed

[theking]

Again, very simple concept, don't want to get caught red-handed, DON'T LIE in the first place...  :

A Wewahitchka local reportedly bought a new Porsche with a homemade cashier's check, but was arrested the following day when he pushed his luck trying to purchase three Rolexes. ... Kelley was arrested on Wednesday, July 29, for the grand theft of a motor vehicle and uttering (using or passing) a false banknote.