If you can't afford a pool but want one, this is not how to go about it

[theking]

..But then perhaps she's trying to get the old guy's attention  :

A woman in Florida was arrested after being accused of breaking into a retiree's yard and swimming naked in his pool. ... He then saw a naked woman in the pool, the officer said. She was later identified as Heather Kennedy, 42. The woman was still in the pool when the officer arrived, the arrest report said.