Too smart for my own good and not dumb enough for my own good.
I'm always odd one out, can never blend into the crowd. Several things works against me.
light skin
taller than average
athletic physical build
baldy head
short arms and legs
bass voice/vocals
deaf/handicapped ear
altruistic
predictable nice guy habits
I could be yelling help and a crowd of people would just say, Shut UP! and no one would help. That's how life treats me.
However I also know that if the most beautiful woman doesn't want to be bothered by strange men, all she has to do is sit next to me and strange men will leave her alone.
I'm not with her, she's just with me.